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The_Stinsonator
  • Town/Country : Corfe Mullen, England
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Monday 6 November 1995 (18 years)
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Today, as a firefighter, we were called to assist the ambulance crew with lifting a deceased patient out of a house. Little did I know, he had been dead inside for 3 weeks, and was bloated and popped like a water balloon when we attempted to move him. My girlfriend made soup for the evening meal. FML

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