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About The_Stinsonator : I'm Rob, 18, and from the south of England. Also a member of the League of Shadows in my spare time.
Love sport, eating, and sleeping
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Today, as a firefighter, we were called to assist the ambulance crew with lifting a deceased patient out of a house. Little did I know, he had been dead inside for 3 weeks, and was bloated and popped like a water balloon when we attempted to move him. My girlfriend made soup for the evening meal. FML
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