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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 2 February 1996 (18 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 1354
  • Number of comments : 750
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About The_Hitdude : Allo! This site has been one hell of an experience for me. I've gotten into plenty of fights. I've won some, lost more. I'm not afraid to say that I'm wrong, and I'll own up to it if the need arises. There are a lot of things that I still have to learn, and this site has taught me a lot, surprisingly. I try to be level-headed, but I can get pissed pretty easily. Ignorance and stupidity run rampant on this site, and I'll put people in their place if necessary. Sometimes I need to be put in my place too--it happens. Feel free to message me; I'm a lot nicer than I come across as. Cheers!

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The_Hitdude's favorite FMLs

Today, I found out that my boyfriend is afraid of female orgasms. Right as I was about to climax, he panicked, pulled out, and ran into the bathroom. FML

#19410577
180 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36376) - you deserved it (2997)

On 04/05/2012 at 2:47am - intimacy - by displeased - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I went to my Christian accountability partner from church to talk about continuing to maintain Christian values. We had sex. Oh, the irony. FML

#19409993
32 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8786) - you deserved it (37091)

On 04/05/2012 at 12:17am - intimacy - by Badchristian (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I started my brand new job. I was late because while repairing my favorite pair of high heels, I got superglue in my eye. They had to scrape my cornea and I have to wear an eye patch. I'm now the "new pirate" in the office. FML

#19408949
115 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12228) - you deserved it (17252)

On 04/04/2012 at 9:41pm - work - by Anonymous - United States (Georgia)

Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend, when his sister knocked on the door and asked if she could borrow the zombie movie we were watching after we were done with it. We weren't watching a movie; I was just moaning. FML

#19406628
172 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12588) - you deserved it (29602)

On 04/04/2012 at 1:45pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Alberta)

Today, my four-year-old son decided to bite my butt during prayer at church. The entire sanctuary heard me instinctively swear at him. FML

#19401263
171 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13709) - you deserved it (22801)

On 04/03/2012 at 2:19pm - kids - by potatoebee - United States (South Carolina)

Today, I came home from work to find a burglar in my house. He then said that he was just leaving, and went back out of the broken window. FML

#19392856
132 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25426) - you deserved it (1982)

On 04/02/2012 at 1:01am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Oregon)

Today, I was making love to my boyfriend, when he said "I love you, baby." I told him to go deeper, but instead of doing so, he decided to completely kill the mood by stopping and saying it again in a Barry White type voice. FML

#19388939
153 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22128) - you deserved it (9312)

On 04/01/2012 at 2:38pm - intimacy - by anonymous - United States

Today, because I was the only manager scheduled, I went into work despite feeling sick to my stomach. While sitting down with a customer, I got the urge to throw up and tried to hold it back. Instead I vomited in my mouth, instinctively swallowed and started choking in front of the customer. FML

#19385942
81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23452) - you deserved it (2829)

On 04/01/2012 at 12:32am - work - by Kristat (woman) - United States

Today, I learned why the phrase "seafood taco salad" terrifies everyone in the school's cafeteria. What happened to me after eating it made Saw III look like a Disney movie. FML

#19352692
132 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19667) - you deserved it (3364)

On 03/26/2012 at 6:21pm - health - by Mandy - United States

Today, I learned why the phrase "seafood taco salad" terrifies everyone in the school's cafeteria. What happened to me after eating it made Saw III look like a Disney movie. FML

#19352692
132 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19667) - you deserved it (3364)

On 03/26/2012 at 6:21pm - health - by Mandy - United States

Today, a man on the subway serenaded me. That's not the issue. He was cross-eyed, making it hard for me not to laugh in his face. FML

#19349912
102 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7545) - you deserved it (25324)

On 03/26/2012 at 6:53am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my fiancé and I decided to have a romantic rendezvous on the trampoline in our backyard. Or at least it was romantic, until I accidentally rolled off and all but crushed our dog. FML

#19301320
90 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10523) - you deserved it (16616)

On 03/18/2012 at 3:18pm - love - by Jacklyn - United States (Illinois)

Today, my doctor booked me in for an STD test. I was feeling confident until he explained it will involve having a catheter inserted into my piss pipe. He shook his head sadly and said: "Gonna be honest, Steve, the pain's beyond belief." Great. FML

#19284993
201 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27344) - you deserved it (4911)

On 03/15/2012 at 9:18pm - intimacy - by 0stvn0 (man) - Canada (Newfoundland and Labrador)

Today, I had to patiently listen as a customer nattered on and on about how incompetent I was for not stocking the movie she was looking for. It took nearly 20 minutes to get her to calm down long enough for me to explain that there is no such movie as "Hobbits With Shotguns". FML

#19246597
139 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24315) - you deserved it (2206)

On 03/09/2012 at 5:36pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, while I was on the floor stocking a bottom shelf, a man walked up behind me and humped the back of my head. He ran away laughing. This kind of shit happens all the time. I hate my job. FML

#19218186
169 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28030) - you deserved it (2523)

On 03/05/2012 at 12:12am - work - by cero_kewl - United States



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