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About The_Hitdude : Allo! This site has been one hell of an experience for me. I've gotten into plenty of fights. I've won some, lost more. I'm not afraid to say that I'm wrong, and I'll own up to it if the need arises. There are a lot of things that I still have to learn, and this site has taught me a lot, surprisingly. I try to be level-headed, but I can get pissed pretty easily. Ignorance and stupidity run rampant on this site, and I'll put people in their place if necessary. Sometimes I need to be put in my place too--it happens. Feel free to message me; I'm a lot nicer than I come across as. Cheers!
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Today, I started my brand new job. I was late because while repairing my favorite pair of high heels, I got superglue in my eye. They had to scrape my cornea and I have to wear an eye patch. I'm now the "new pirate" in the office. FML
Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend, when his sister knocked on the door and asked if she could borrow the zombie movie we were watching after we were done with it. We weren't watching a movie; I was just moaning. FML
Today, I was making love to my boyfriend, when he said "I love you, baby." I told him to go deeper, but instead of doing so, he decided to completely kill the mood by stopping and saying it again in a Barry White type voice. FML
Today, because I was the only manager scheduled, I went into work despite feeling sick to my stomach. While sitting down with a customer, I got the urge to throw up and tried to hold it back. Instead I vomited in my mouth, instinctively swallowed and started choking in front of the customer. FML
Today, my doctor booked me in for an STD test. I was feeling confident until he explained it will involve having a catheter inserted into my piss pipe. He shook his head sadly and said: "Gonna be honest, Steve, the pain's beyond belief." Great. FML
Today, I had to patiently listen as a customer nattered on and on about how incompetent I was for not stocking the movie she was looking for. It took nearly 20 minutes to get her to calm down long enough for me to explain that there is no such movie as "Hobbits With Shotguns". FML
Friday 22 May 2015