About The_Hitdude : Allo! This site has been one hell of an experience for me. I've gotten into plenty of fights. I've won some, lost more. I'm not afraid to say that I'm wrong, and I'll own up to it if the need arises. There are a lot of things that I still have to learn, and this site has taught me a lot, surprisingly. I try to be level-headed, but I can get pissed pretty easily. Ignorance and stupidity run rampant on this site, and I'll put people in their place if necessary. Sometimes I need to be put in my place too--it happens. Feel free to message me; I'm a lot nicer than I come across as. Cheers!
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Today, I was at the supermarket checkout. I handed over my items, which included some tampons, tissues, and toilet roll. The security guard standing beside the cashier remarked loudly, "I'll be damned; she's flowing from every hole!" FML
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Today, I was at the supermarket checkout. I handed over my items, which included some tampons, tissues, and toilet roll. The security guard standing beside the cashier remarked loudly, "I'll be damned; she's flowing from every hole!" FML
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Today, I rear ended a cop while talking on my cell phone. FML
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On 04/28/2012 at 10:31am - misc - by anon - United States (Washington)
Today, I was trolling in a chat room when someone said, quote: "He's just a no-life, unemployed loser still living in his mom's basement. Probably spends all day stroking his tiny dong and fantasizing about having a real girlfriend." I actually started crying because it was so accurate. FML
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On 04/23/2012 at 6:06pm - misc - by pathetic (man) - Poland (Mazowieckie)
Today, I took off the training wheels of my niece's bike. I tried to show her how to ride it, but she told me to get off because I needed a fat girl's bike. FML
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On 04/22/2012 at 8:09am - kids - by Mary Kathryn (woman) - United States (California)
Today, I spent hours baking an apple pie to impress my future mother-in-law. I was especially proud of the fact I'd made the crust and filling myself. When I served it to her, she picked off the crust and, between mouthfuls, bitched that it was nothing like canned pie filling. FML
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On 04/20/2012 at 4:24pm - misc - by ohgodwhy (woman) - United States
Today, a woman was staring at me. This went on for about five minutes until I couldn't take it anymore. I screamed at her to cut it out. It turns out she had a lazy eye. FML
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On 04/15/2012 at 11:29am - misc - by Salvation711 - United States
Today, I was stopped and searched by a cop, and he quickly found the bag of weed in my pocket. He didn't arrest or fine me, but he did confiscate my weed and told me to "get lost." Pretty sure I just got legally mugged. FML
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On 04/11/2012 at 12:25pm - misc - by erockinthesuburb (woman) - United States (Illinois)
Today, my boyfriend decided that he didn't need a real job. He wants to sell pot for a living. Or hang drywall. He can't decide. FML
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On 04/10/2012 at 4:57pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (Michigan)
Today, my mom was in the kitchen when her shirt caught on fire. Acting quickly, I poured my glass of water on her. Instead of thanking me, she yelled at me for making a mess. FML
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On 04/09/2012 at 8:23am - misc - by zazzleface - United States (New Jersey)
Today, my boyfriend and I went to a basketball game. A very pretty woman sat next to him. During the third quarter, the kiss cam came on. But it didn't show him and me, it showed him and the other girl. And they kissed. FML
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On 04/07/2012 at 11:19pm - love - by jordyn173 - United States (Oklahoma)
Today, my girlfriend and I were in bed. She slipped her hand under the duvet, and I got all excited thinking she was going to give me a hand job. She was actually pulling out her wedgie. FML
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On 04/06/2012 at 7:10am - intimacy - by TJ - United Kingdom (Surrey)
Today, I was informed that one of my store managers does a "great" impression of me. No one will tell me what it is, but apparently it's really funny. FML
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On 04/06/2012 at 7:09am - work - by mockable (woman) - United States
Today, I went to my first meeting at the university women's group, excited to become a more involved feminist. The first item on the meeting's agenda? The upcoming bake sale. FML
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On 04/06/2012 at 12:45am - misc - by feminismlol (woman) - Australia (Queensland)
Today, while talking to my girlfriend, the subject of Darth Vader came up. That's when she asked me, "Aren't Darth Vader and Luke Skywalker the same person?" I don't know what's worse, the fact that she asked me that, or the fact that I got upset over her lack of Star Wars knowledge. FML
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On 04/05/2012 at 7:29am - misc - by Nadaz (man) - United States (North Carolina)
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