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Today, I had to clean my house to hide the evidence of the party I threw last night. I attempted to clean the puke stain on my carpet while still drunk. I didn't realize until this morning that the All Purpose cleaner I used was actually All Purpose Adhesive. The evidence is now glued to my carpet. FML
by Lady / 01/10/2010 at 7:21pm / United States (Minnesota) / Miscellaneous
Today, I finally had sex with a girl I've been dating for over a month. Before we got started she told me not to worry about the birth control because she could handle that. So after we finished I asked her what kind of birth control she used. She said she meditated. FML
by UrbanCass / 06/25/2009 at 7:44pm / United States (Kentucky) / Intimacy
Today, I walked past a building site near my house, there was a sign saying "WARNING - Beware of the scaffolding". I started laughing at the stupidity of the sign, and walked straight into a metal pole. FML
by jonnyc / 06/17/2009 at 9:40am / United Kingdom (Hertford) / Miscellaneous
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