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About The_Graceful : I am 5'3 about 108 pounds, a very outgoing person, love to have a good time and by that i mean partying/drinking not sex people. I love me/myself however you want to put it, if you have any negative comments about me you will have a really bad time trying to make me feel insecure or put me down. I am who i want to be not who you want me to be. Dont have a lot of 'girl friends' because bitches are just too fucking fake and jealous for me. Guys:) is my thing, love hanging out with them, you learn so much about yourself by just listening to their true opinion. And I like to say what I think(sorry) if I hurt your feeling but im right to the point if it looks bad im going to say it and if it looks good i will also say it. -the end
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Monday 1 September 2014