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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 2 May 1992 (22 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 179
  • Number of comments : 8
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About The_Graceful : I am 5'3 about 108 pounds, a very outgoing person, love to have a good time and by that i mean partying/drinking not sex people. I love me/myself however you want to put it, if you have any negative comments about me you will have a really bad time trying to make me feel insecure or put me down. I am who i want to be not who you want me to be. Dont have a lot of 'girl friends' because bitches are just too fucking fake and jealous for me. Guys:) is my thing, love hanging out with them, you learn so much about yourself by just listening to their true opinion. And I like to say what I think(sorry) if I hurt your feeling but im right to the point if it looks bad im going to say it and if it looks good i will also say it. -the end

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Today, I saw my girlfriend at the store and joyfully greeted her. She got really mad at me - it was her identical twin sister, who I still cannot tell apart from my girlfriend. We've been dating for three years. FML

#19018043
185 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24394) - you deserved it (18764)

On 02/07/2012 at 1:15pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, while I was going to the bathroom, my engagement ring fell off into the toilet, which then automatically flushed. FML

#19017910
134 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32734) - you deserved it (4361)

On 02/07/2012 at 12:49pm - misc - by joy - United States

Today, I had a package stolen from my porch. It was a shipment of customized M and M's for a Valentine's gift. I spent $60 for someone else to eat "I love you" messages. FML

#19016229
150 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24196) - you deserved it (3506)

On 02/07/2012 at 3:11am - money - by kirstiexoxo (woman) - United States

Today, I jokingly told my boyfriend that he should sing that song that goes 'I'm too sexy for my shirt' when we have sex. Now, every time that we have sex, that song is going to be stuck in my head. FML

#19005217
69 comments

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On 02/05/2012 at 10:14pm - intimacy - by tkr (woman) - United Kingdom



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