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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 14 September 1994 (21 years)
  • <3 status : Single
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About The_Fuckinator : I played Lacrosse as a midfielder, love video games, and graduated High School this year. That's basically a generalization of me and some of my interests. Bye!

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Today, I introduced my boyfriend to my parents. My dad turns around and says he was expecting him to have a guide dog. This is why I don't have much confidence in myself. FML


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On 05/27/2012 at 8:31pm - misc - by hitnmiss66 (woman) - United Kingdom (Birmingham)

Today, while at work, a man grabbed my beard, said it was impressive, and then uttered the words, "I love you." FML


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On 04/25/2012 at 2:46am - work - by foshizzle (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, my dad made me deliver a welcoming cake to our new neighbors. While I was making small-talk, I saw him climb over their backyard fence. A minute later, he climbed back over, with a plastic deck-chair in hand. I feel like an accessory to the pettiest theft in history. FML


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On 03/02/2012 at 9:24pm - misc - by wtf dad (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, my husband and I were about to have sex. As soon as I got on top, he started speaking in a robot voice, then demanded that I call him "the Fuckinator." FML


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On 02/22/2012 at 12:42am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)

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