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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 2 December 1994 (21 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 351
  • Number of comments : 22
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About The_DoritoNinja : Here I am filling out "about me" fields on Internet sites in which no one will ever read anyway. I could just type about random shit here and no one will really read it. You see me typing about stuff no one will ever bother to read. Blah blah bleh blah bleh, yup just typing nothing. I could've even misspel shit or make up a word....Discoveress!

Like I'm really going to take this field seriously. Didn't you read what i I sad up above? Discoveress?! That sounds like a credit card company

Go gold with Discoveress for free rewards!

This has to be the most boring profile of all time. OF ALL TIME! I can't believe that you read this far and are still reading. What the hell is wrong with you?

Seriously? Go outside and do something. Btw my favorite animal is the Pokemon

Oh and add me on Xbox live : The DoritoNinja

My voice is of that of Caboose from RvB

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