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The_Disturbed
  • Town/Country : Dymchurch, England
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 28 February 1990 (24 years)
  • Number of visits : 1944
  • Number of comments : 174
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About The_Disturbed : I'm a random peep, and don't say things to upset/annoy others :P

Also, my name's Nick, I'm a bit of a grammar nazi but try to keep it to myself :P
I also stick up for the "little man" a lot. If I see someone mocking the disabled then I'll tell them where to stick their mockery/insults.

The dog in the pic is my best girl-friend's guide dog, Lilly :)
I've made two awesome friends on FML.
123Sploosh and QTp13, you gals rawk! :D

Message me, I don't bite. Honest :P

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Today, ignoring the unspoken rule of not entering the bus when the driver's not inside, I went in while he was taking a break. As I stepped inside, he reached in the window and pressed the "close-door" button. It closed on my hand. Everyone at the bus stop laughed as I yelped in pain. FML

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On 01/10/2010 at 4:14am - misc - by regrub (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I was at work and I had to take a dump. Since I was the only person in the bathroom, I started singing, "I'm taking a poopy-poop poop poop poop." I was not the only person in the bathroom. FML

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196 comments

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On 12/31/2009 at 3:06am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Colorado)

Today, I was hit on by a guy who decided to use the line, "My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in." FML

#6748934
99 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30891) - you deserved it (3881)

On 12/14/2009 at 4:05am - love - by luckygirl (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I found out that my father asked my best friend to marry him. He's 38 and we're 18. She said yes. FML

#6593768
203 comments

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On 12/04/2009 at 12:12am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex. After about 10 minutes, when we change positions, he shouts: "Power Rangers - Transform!" FML

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On 08/18/2009 at 7:45pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, my girlfriend wanted to name my penis. After 5 minutes of thinking up names, she finally picked one. Say hello to Squirtle. FML

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397 comments

I agree, your life sucks (63672) - you deserved it (14527)

On 08/01/2009 at 3:44am - love - by NinjaPanda88 (man) - United States (California)



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