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About The_Disturbed : I'm a random peep, and don't say things to upset/annoy others :P
Also, my name's Nick, I'm a bit of a grammar nazi but try to keep it to myself :P
I also stick up for the "little man" a lot. If I see someone mocking the disabled then I'll tell them where to stick their mockery/insults.
The dog in the pic is my best girl-friend's guide dog, Lilly :)
I've made two awesome friends on FML.
123Sploosh and QTp13, you gals rawk! :D
Message me, I don't bite. Honest :P
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Today, ignoring the unspoken rule of not entering the bus when the driver's not inside, I went in while he was taking a break. As I stepped inside, he reached in the window and pressed the "close-door" button. It closed on my hand. Everyone at the bus stop laughed as I yelped in pain. FML
Thursday 11 September 2014