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TheZee
  • Town/Country : Groningen, Netherlands
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Monday 8 June 1992 (21 years)
  • Number of visits : 542
  • Number of comments : 88
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About TheZee : Age 0-12: Saudi Arabia
- Fluent Arabic :D
Age 12-20: Canada
- Fluent English
Age 20-?: Europe (Netherlands)
- Fluent- okay no not yet :(, i just moved to Netherlands for University and will start my Dutch course February 2013. Wish me luck :D!!

Feel free to drop a message if you wanna chat :)!

Reading up to this point, don't you feel like a creep already :p?

Later :)!

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Today, due to nervousness, I threw up while proposing to my girlfriend. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (29806) - you deserved it (3007)

On 04/23/2012 at 5:51am - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today, I woke up and decided to make my mom a special Easter breakfast in bed. I pre-heated the oven to bake the sausage just the way she likes. Guess where my easter basket was. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (21905) - you deserved it (4381)

On 04/08/2012 at 10:30am - misc - by jess - United States (Ohio)



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