About TheZee : Age 0-12: Saudi Arabia
- Fluent Arabic :D
Age 12-20: Canada
- Fluent English
Age 20-?: Europe (Netherlands)
- Fluent- okay no not yet :(, i just moved to Netherlands for University and will start my Dutch course February 2013. Wish me luck :D!!
Feel free to drop a message if you wanna chat :)!
Reading up to this point, don't you feel like a creep already :p?
About TheZee : Age 0-12: Saudi Arabia
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TheZee's favorite FMLs
Today, after having sex for the first time with my girlfriend, I realised I was in love with her. I noticed she had an eyelash on her breast. After tugging it a few times I realised it was actually a single black nipple hair. She was so embarrassed, she kicked me out and now won't return my calls. FML
by ohman / 12/27/2012 at 10:06pm / United Kingdom (Cardiff) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 12/22/2012 at 1:31am / Transportation
by crazy mother in law / 12/17/2012 at 1:48pm / Intimacy
by bob / 12/17/2012 at 1:16pm / United Kingdom (London, City of) / Money
Today, at a Christmas party, my crush came up to me and cutely pointed out that I was standing under mistletoe. The only response my stupid brain could think of was, "Probably full of nargles though." He gave me a confused look and walked away. FML
by Rhine / 12/16/2012 at 6:51pm / Barbados (Saint Michael) / Love
by Anonymous / 12/16/2012 at 2:27am / United States / Transportation
by Anonymous / 12/03/2012 at 12:47pm / United States (Washington) / Miscellaneous
Today, I was giving my son a driving lesson. He blatantly ran a red light, so I told him to pull over to let me drive us home. As I walked over to the driver-side door, he instead locked me out and drove off by himself. FML
by Anonymous / 11/09/2012 at 1:28pm / Argentina (Buenos Aires) / Kids
Today, I was working the cash register. While helping a customer with her groceries, my bra snapped. I then had to ask my male boss if I could staple it back together. Thirty minutes later it snapped again. I then had to explain to my boss that I was too broke to buy a new one. FML
by thatgirl17 / 08/31/2012 at 1:23am / United States / Miscellaneous
by PixiXOXO / 07/26/2012 at 2:07pm / Denmark (Hovedstaden) / Intimacy
Today, I continued my habit of saying, "It smells like lung cancer over here" any time I see a smoker. This guy turned out to be an amateur MMA fighter, and I was his "workout" for the day. I guess his lungs are doing fine. FML
by xd3box / 07/25/2012 at 12:10am / United States (North Carolina) / Health
Today, at the bank, my 8-year-old son decided to pull out realistic looking toy gun, and scream "FREEZE! Give me all your money!" The dim-witted bank teller pressed the silent alarm, and I was nearly arrested. FML
by great / 07/20/2012 at 6:20am / New Zealand (Waikato) / Kids
by lol112 / 06/02/2012 at 8:47am / United States (New Jersey) / Miscellaneous
Today, I decided to look at the pictures my mom took during my birthday a couple of weeks ago. Every single one is of my sister. Her lighting the candles, her watching me open presents, and her eating cake. The only pictures of me are in the background. FML
by Anonymous / 05/03/2012 at 7:35pm / United States (Kansas) / Miscellaneous
by hoggypig / 04/23/2012 at 9:00am / Miscellaneous
- Today, my boyfriend told me that if I ever cheated on him, he'll chop my body up and dispose of all… Today, I realized that the only thing I learned from my first serious relationship was how to fake… Today, I jokingly told my boyfriend he was like an animal in bed. He responded saying I was like a…