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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Monday 8 June 1992 (22 years)
  • <3 status : Not so sure
  • Number of visits : 649
  • Number of comments : 88
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About TheZee : Age 0-12: Saudi Arabia
- Fluent Arabic :D
Age 12-20: Canada
- Fluent English
Age 20-?: Europe (Netherlands)
- Fluent- okay no not yet :(, i just moved to Netherlands for University and will start my Dutch course February 2013. Wish me luck :D!!

Feel free to drop a message if you wanna chat :)!

Reading up to this point, don't you feel like a creep already :p?

Later :)!

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TheZee's favorite FMLs

Today, after having sex for the first time with my girlfriend, I realised I was in love with her. I noticed she had an eyelash on her breast. After tugging it a few times I realised it was actually a single black nipple hair. She was so embarrassed, she kicked me out and now won't return my calls. FML

#20426821
112 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32405) - you deserved it (25159)

On 12/27/2012 at 10:06pm - intimacy - by ohman (man) - United Kingdom (Cardiff)

Today, due to bad weather, my dad let me take his car to drive to my apartment 3 hours away. I only realized when I got there that my keys were still sitting on my parents' kitchen counter. FML

#20412922
49 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25486) - you deserved it (9909)

On 12/22/2012 at 1:31am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) -

Today, my husband told my mother-in-law that we're trying to have a baby. She decided to call me and explain in extreme detail what positions to try, and when. FML

#20403715
91 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40194) - you deserved it (4491)

On 12/17/2012 at 1:48pm - intimacy - by crazy mother in law (woman) -

Today, while doing our Christmas shopping, my sister showed me a product that she really hated. The same one I bought her for Christmas. FML

#20403689
82 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27672) - you deserved it (3962)

On 12/17/2012 at 1:16pm - money - by bob (man) - United Kingdom (London, City of)

Today, at a Christmas party, my crush came up to me and cutely pointed out that I was standing under mistletoe. The only response my stupid brain could think of was, "Probably full of nargles though." He gave me a confused look and walked away. FML

#20402533
157 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27046) - you deserved it (12825)

On 12/16/2012 at 6:51pm - love - by Rhine (woman) - Barbados (Saint Michael)

Today, I was pulled over and administered a sobriety test due to an officer's suspicion that I was driving under the influence. I was completely sober, and, apparently, I suck at driving. FML

#20401642
67 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18338) - you deserved it (10355)

On 12/16/2012 at 2:27am - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I found out what the two girls I sit near to fight about every day: seating. The loser has to sit next to me. FML

#20189404
86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19858) - you deserved it (1767)

On 12/03/2012 at 12:47pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Washington)

Today, I was giving my son a driving lesson. He blatantly ran a red light, so I told him to pull over to let me drive us home. As I walked over to the driver-side door, he instead locked me out and drove off by himself. FML

#20156278
146 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25880) - you deserved it (6444)

On 11/09/2012 at 1:28pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Argentina (Buenos Aires)

Today, I was working the cash register. While helping a customer with her groceries, my bra snapped. I then had to ask my male boss if I could staple it back together. Thirty minutes later it snapped again. I then had to explain to my boss that I was too broke to buy a new one. FML

#20050418
131 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20882) - you deserved it (2030)

On 08/31/2012 at 1:23am - misc - by thatgirl17 - United States

Today, I realised just how cripplingly self-conscious I am, when I couldn't even fantasise about having sex with a guy without feeling shy and insecure about my body. FML

#19985398
169 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25856) - you deserved it (4741)

On 07/26/2012 at 2:07pm - intimacy - by PixiXOXO (woman) - Denmark (Hovedstaden)

Today, I continued my habit of saying, "It smells like lung cancer over here" any time I see a smoker. This guy turned out to be an amateur MMA fighter, and I was his "workout" for the day. I guess his lungs are doing fine. FML

Today, at the bank, my 8-year-old son decided to pull out realistic looking toy gun, and scream "FREEZE! Give me all your money!" The dim-witted bank teller pressed the silent alarm, and I was nearly arrested. FML

#19962934
274 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17768) - you deserved it (25969)

On 07/20/2012 at 6:20am - kids - by great - New Zealand (Waikato)

Today, when I was ordering pizza, I got a text from my mom saying "I love you". When the man thanked me I accidentally said, "I love you too." FML

#19719938
95 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23375) - you deserved it (4793)

On 06/02/2012 at 8:47am - misc - by lol112 - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I decided to look at the pictures my mom took during my birthday a couple of weeks ago. Every single one is of my sister. Her lighting the candles, her watching me open presents, and her eating cake. The only pictures of me are in the background. FML

#19569891
115 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27177) - you deserved it (1571)

On 05/03/2012 at 7:35pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Kansas)

Today, I was walking across a pedestrian crossing and waved at the driver of the car who'd stopped, just to say thank you. She stuck her middle finger up at me. FML

#19515959
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19564) - you deserved it (2428)

On 04/23/2012 at 9:00am - misc - by hoggypig -



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