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  • Birth Date : Wednesday 6 August 1980 (33 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 384
  • Number of comments : 70
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

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Today, the girl I've been dating, and starting to fall in love with, walked out of the bathroom claiming we were going to be parents. I jumped off of the couch in disbelief, yelling, "Really?" She replied, "Really. I just gave birth to a huge dump baby." FML

#17718767
349 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39151) - you deserved it (7085)

On 09/11/2011 at 11:13am - misc - by CaseyFpC85 - United States (Florida)

Today, my boyfriend proposed to me. I would be ecstatic if he hadn't stuck the ring on his balls and asked for a blow-job. He even confessed that the original plan was to stick it on his penis but it was too small. FML

Today, I was going to my prom. My mom knows I want to drink so to prevent me, she made sure I took my prescription medicine before I left. I guess her way of stopping me from drinking is killing myself If I do. FML

#15503138
191 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14560) - you deserved it (34748)

On 03/26/2011 at 8:26pm - health - by coolkid111 - United States (New York)

Today, my cab driver told me about the time he tried to commit suicide by driving off a bridge... while we were crossing a river. FML

#15470057
148 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39099) - you deserved it (3215)

On 03/24/2011 at 6:51pm - misc - by phantomdriver - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I was let go from my balloon-selling job at the zoo. They put a new monkey cage in my designated spot. I was literally fired so a monkey could take my place. FML

#15445630
118 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34410) - you deserved it (4592)

On 03/23/2011 at 7:50am - work - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I was telling my dad about how I emasculated my guy friends because I can drive a stick shift while they can't. He said, "And you wonder why people think you're a lesbian." FML

#15317811
101 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30615) - you deserved it (11831)

On 03/15/2011 at 1:58am - misc - by Megara (woman) - United States (Kansas)

Today, my boyfriend said he wanted to try something new. By something new, it was to put flour in my butt and see what would happen if I farted. FML

#15281187
139 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45220) - you deserved it (7689)

On 03/12/2011 at 12:10am - intimacy - by Username - United States

Today, my girlfriend haltingly dumped me over the phone. Faint splashes punctuated her grunting, straining sounds. FML

#15264127
203 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32940) - you deserved it (3566)

On 03/10/2011 at 4:42pm - love - by dumped (man) - Canada (Ontario)



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