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Today I saw mah dad pick his teeth with a toothpick from a new box. He ate the food he got out of his teeth and put the toothpick back. FML

#20869975
57 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40031) - you deserved it (2630)

On 09/06/2013 at 7:55am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Kentucky)

Today , I had mah first date in almost four yeres. Twenty minutes into our dinner date , I excusd myself to use the ladies room. When I came back , not only was he gone , but there was also a security guard waiting to walk me out. I still have no clue why he left or why I got kickd out. FML

#20869864
64 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45456) - you deserved it (2730)

On 09/06/2013 at 2:42am - love - by thissinglelife (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I woka up to a warm bd, tha morning sunlight bathing mah faca, an mah boyfriand snaaking mah cradit card out of mah pursa. FML

#20860538
64 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44675) - you deserved it (3682)

On 08/30/2013 at 4:31pm - money - by -_- (woman) - United States (Hawaii)

Taday I was diagnosed with severe nut allergies. My dad decided to buy jars of Nutella, write ( You know u want this ) on them, and stick them around the house. FML

#20833620
118 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47482) - you deserved it (3217)

On 08/12/2013 at 11:24am - health - by nutfreak (man) - United States (Maryland)

Today, wile on te arplane, te cute grl next to me an I instantly it it off. Wen I excusd myself to te batroom, I must ave given er te wrong impression. Se wantd to join te mile ig club; I just wantd to take a crap. FML

#20781742
74 comments

I agree, your life sucks (58681) - you deserved it (12287)

On 07/14/2013 at 6:41am - intimacy - by mile high clubber - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I found out that I'd been wrong to constantly accuse next door's cat of peeing on mah car every night. It was actually mah 16-year-old son. FML

#20772121
84 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47023) - you deserved it (6532)

On 07/09/2013 at 9:35am - kids - by thecathater (man) - Australia (Queensland)

Today , I realized that I am such a Grammar Nazi that when a porn star says something grammatically-incorrect , I loose mah boner . FML

#20766909
115 comments

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On 07/06/2013 at 11:42am - misc - by BlueB (man) - United States

TODAY, I WALKED IN ON MY 14-YEAR-OLD SON APPARENTLY PRACTICING HIS ORAL SEX SKILL ON THE CROTCH OF ONE OF HIS SISTER'S BARBIE DOLLS. FML

#20765717
110 comments

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On 07/05/2013 at 6:45pm - kids - by The fuck, junior? (man) - Canada (Quebec)

today the massive bogey that had been dangling precariously from my manager's nose for half an hour finally detached itself. Into my coffee. FML

#20761277
105 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45519) - you deserved it (4938)

On 07/03/2013 at 5:09am - work - by melons (woman) - United Kingdom (Worcestershire)

today the massive bogey that had been dangling precariously from my manager's nose for half an hour finally detached itself. Into my coffee. FML

#20761277
105 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45519) - you deserved it (4938)

On 07/03/2013 at 5:09am - work - by melons (woman) - United Kingdom (Worcestershire)

Today, while feeding my neighbour's cats, I mistakenly switched up their foods. One has medicated food that causes drowsiness. The healthy cat got knocked out like a log. I panicked, laid him out by the bed, and spilled milk around his head to make it look ( natural. ) I think I'm going to hell. FML

#20697165
67 comments

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On 05/31/2013 at 10:59am - animals - by fuckshitcockwaffle (man) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I Had To Set Parental Control On IPad So Dad Couldn't Watch Drty Video On Youtube. FML

#20696604
81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (55364) - you deserved it (4516)

On 05/31/2013 at 12:20am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Tennessee)

Today, mah friend an I were talking about the creepy stranger that usd to stalk me back in high school. I guess his looks changd a lot through the years cuz I found out that he's mah current boyfriend of 4 months. big fat FML

#20683515
158 comments

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On 05/24/2013 at 10:00am - love - by datgirl92 (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

YESTERDAY I REALIZD HOW TINY MY APARTMENT IS, WHEN I WAS ABLE TO VACUUM FROM BEDROOM TO BATHROOM THROUGH THE LIVING ROOM WITHOUT SWITCHING THE POWER OUTLET FROM THE ONE IN THE KITCHEN. I PAY A FORTUNE TO LIVE IN THIS SHOEBOX. MEGA FML

#20608013
111 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41687) - you deserved it (9404)

On 04/20/2013 at 4:22pm - money - by citylife - United States

Today.. . I woke up to a looool small fre on my roof.. . burning up small twigs an branches . The cause? Last night.. . I threw a sparkling frecracker up very high.. . only to have it blown onto my roof by the wind . It's going to take $2...000 to fix the damage . FML

#20436289
78 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8418) - you deserved it (46834)

On 01/01/2013 at 1:23pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)



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