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by emma_waters23 / 04/25/2013 at 8:11pm / United States (California) / Animals
Today, my sister was crying to me about how her boyfriend never showed up for their date. He's done this many times before, so I suggested the fact that maybe he'd just ditched her. She said that was ridiculous, because "he's Canadian" and according to her, "they don't lie." FML
by Anonymous / 04/25/2013 at 4:36pm / United States (Maryland) / Love
by BIGCHEIFAAA / 04/24/2013 at 12:55am / United States (California) / Kids
by Anon / 04/22/2013 at 3:19am / Singapore / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 02/08/2013 at 8:53pm / Australia (Victoria) / Health
by Anonymous / 02/08/2013 at 4:20pm / United States (Connecticut) / Miscellaneous
by mydadsgonnakillme / 02/08/2013 at 2:13am / United States (California) / Intimacy
by djxerxes9000 / 02/07/2013 at 9:56pm / Canada / Work
by cbad / 01/30/2012 at 10:27am / United States / Health
Today, a coworker thought it would be funny to put a tack on my chair. When I sat down, it went directly into my butt. When I sprang up, I hit my head on a lamp. I then hit my head on my desk on the way down. FML
by Benjamin / 01/25/2012 at 12:03am / United States (California) / Work
by emma209 / 01/24/2012 at 1:07pm / Canada (Ontario) / Transportation
Today, I had to do community service work, so I helped out at a senior center. One of the confused elderly patients, who believed the Cold War was still on, thought I was a Soviet and started screaming about how I was going to nuke his country. FML
by communistgirl / 01/24/2012 at 11:42am / United States / Work
by Anonymous / 01/23/2012 at 7:10pm / United States / Miscellaneous
Today, I got really bored so I posted on Facebook "Someone should kidnap me for the day." My mom commented, "The only things willing to kidnap you are aliens, and that would be because they'd mistaken you for a cow." 16 people liked her comment. FML
by LonerCow / 01/20/2012 at 10:15am / United States / Miscellaneous
by MakesMeLol / 01/18/2012 at 5:30pm / Ireland (Dublin) / Miscellaneous
- Today, I was taking a picture for my girlfriend on her phone when a message from another guy popped… Today,my little brother invited all ten of his "closest" friends over while our mother was away. I… Today, after months of planning & asking her father permission, I proposed to my girlfriend of five…
- Today, I took a restroom break in a Japanese train station. I couldn’t find the toilet flush, so I… Today, I’m in China, and I took my Golden Retriever to the groomer’s to get him cleaned up, because… Today, I travelled in a shared taxi on the winding roads of the Peruvian Andes. The guy next to me…