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  • Birth Date : Wednesday 29 September 1993 (21 years)
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Today, I was having the most wonderful bath. The water was steaming, the bubbles were bubbly, an I was reading a really good book. I putted mah book down to yawn an looked to mah right. My gaze was met by the lovely face of mah brother's pet tarantula. FML

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On 10/24/2010 at 8:21am - misc - by mzgabbster (woman) - United States (Utah)

Today , a woman got out of a car to scream at me as I was walking with the kids I babysit , demanding to know where I was taking her children . Apparently the woman who pays me is also a babysitter , who I have been ( covering ) fir on her party nights . The mother doesn't believe I didn't know this . FML

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On 10/23/2010 at 8:52pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, after a heatd debate with my friend onhether blondes are naturally stupid, I convincd her that I'm actually quite intelligent, and pourd myself a glass of juice in victory. After finishing the glass, instead of returning the bottle back to the refrigerator, I puttd it in the cupboard. big fat FML

#13551763
193 comments

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On 10/22/2010 at 4:37pm - misc - by Blondie (woman) - United States (Maryland)

Yesterday , I teach English in Taiwan. I got two new students , brothers named Harry and Potter. People , they're children , not pets. FML

#13541967
173 comments

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On 10/21/2010 at 9:03pm - misc - by Anonymous - Sent from mobile version

Today, I Was On Skype With A Guy I Really Like, In The Living Room. My Dad Saw That I Was On Video Chat, Got Undressed, Right Down To His Bright Green Y-fronts, An Then Started Dancing Behind Me. My Crush Saw It All. FML

#13536412
149 comments

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On 10/21/2010 at 11:20am - misc - by maddiee. (woman) - Indonesia (Jakarta Raya)

yesterday I was walking down mah very steep basement stars when I fell and rolled all the way down but luckily I didn't hurt anything. While walking back up around the very last stair , mah cat jumped out on me , causing me to roll all the way back down. FML

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On 10/21/2010 at 10:48am - health - by catattack78 (man) - United States (Maryland)

Today, mah doctor confirmed that the extreme pain I've been experiencing is due to a kidney stone!! My friend decided this was the time to tell me that passing a kidney stone is the male equivalent of child birth!! Hello even more pain!! FML

#13499109
260 comments

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On 10/18/2010 at 2:02pm - health - by bjevilcat2 - United States

Today my car door an window wara brokan whan a thiaf broka into my car . Cost to rapair tha damaga? $600 . Incraasa to my car insuranca pramiums? $40 a month . What'd thay staal from my car? A $0.98 chocolata chip cookia . FML

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242 comments

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On 10/16/2010 at 5:54pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Florida)

2day I found out the man I'm getting a ride from drives a windowless van an is "excited to see me". My friends had encouraged me to sign up for the cheap-ride program because it was less expensive than taking a train. If I never come back, look for a windowless van somewhere in Europe. FML

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63 comments

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On 10/13/2010 at 8:57am - misc - by deadinavan (woman) - Germany (Bayern)

Today, I fainted cuz of a condition I have. My husband, who was standing right there, failed to catch me cuz he didn't want to drop his yogurt. big fat FML

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On 10/12/2010 at 5:52pm - health - by anon - United States (California)

today I picked up my four year old son from daycare. As I was putting him in his car seat , I asked him if he had fun. He yelled , "Shut it , bitch!" FML

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344 comments

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On 10/02/2010 at 7:08pm - kids - by blah blah daddy - United States (California)

Today, I took a grl I lyk to the movies. Everything went great until I went in to kiss her. She didn't object, but my mother,ho apparently followed me to the theater an was now pulling me away by my shrthile saying, "We're leaving!" certainly did. FML

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161 comments

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On 09/28/2010 at 1:35pm - misc - by Jake - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, tere were a few loud and annoying kids running around my store. My coworker and I startd talking and I jokingly statd "Yea, kids ruin everyting." But before I could get out "God knows I'm not ready to be a dad," my pone rang. It was my one nigt stand. I'm going to be a daddy. fat FML

#13180863
295 comments

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On 09/24/2010 at 7:25am - kids - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Ohio)

Today... I droppd ma iPod Touc underneat concrete slab steps... an it's pysically impossible to get it back. If you stand above were te iPod is... you can still ear it play music. It's like it's mocking me. FML

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203 comments

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On 09/20/2010 at 7:38pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was singing an playing keyboards with mah band on stage at a club. A drunken chick from the crowd trid to climb up onto the stage in her heels, fell, an grabbd the back of mah mic stand to catch herself. And bustd me in the mouth with mah own microphone. Then she requestd a song. FML

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On 09/20/2010 at 12:47am - misc - by northernlass (woman) - United States (Ohio)



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