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TheSuperSpicer
  • Town/Country : Naples, United States
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 180
  • Number of comments : 36
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About TheSuperSpicer : I'm not here to become a top fml commenter. I don't care if you thumbs down the comments either. I'm here to share an opinion or make a joke here and there. If you don't like it that's fine. It won't hurt me one single bit, because I don't know you, nor will I ever know you. Now that i've settled that, I'm a rather short person. 4'8" to be precise. Spicer is my last name. I know, pretty awesome. I'm with the most incredible guy, sorry girls, you'll have to settle for second best. I'm terrible at math, good at writing, I love animals, and that's all you need to know. I'm always on the app so don't message unless you don't mind waiting for a LONG TIME.

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Today, I woke up at my boyfriend's place with grumbling stomach pains. I left him in bed to go have explosive diarreah in the bathroom next to his room. When I was done, I came back to bed and snuggled in next to his sleeping form and he rolled over to whisper, "I heard everthing." FML

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151 comments

I agree, your life sucks (63534) - you deserved it (13060)

On 03/02/2009 at 4:51pm - love - by ohmygoodness (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I masturbated 3 times to the thought of my wife because we don't have sex anymore. FML

#4484
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I agree, your life sucks (54297) - you deserved it (6481)

On 02/01/2009 at 5:27am - intimacy - by SuperJesus - United Kingdom (Cambridgeshire)

Today, all three of my meals consisted of 2 hot pockets. FML

#3146
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I agree, your life sucks (6312) - you deserved it (16148)

On 01/28/2009 at 4:53pm - health - by agnosticstudy - United States (Alabama)



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