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About TheSuperSpicer : I'm not here to become a top fml commenter. I don't care if you thumbs down the comments either. I'm here to share an opinion or make a joke here and there. If you don't like it that's fine. It won't hurt me one single bit, because I don't know you, nor will I ever know you. Now that i've settled that, I'm a rather short person. 4'8" to be precise. Spicer is my last name. I know, pretty awesome. I'm with the most incredible guy, sorry girls, you'll have to settle for second best. I'm terrible at math, good at writing, I love animals, and that's all you need to know. I'm always on the app so don't message unless you don't mind waiting for a LONG TIME.
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Today, I woke up at my boyfriend's place with grumbling stomach pains. I left him in bed to go have explosive diarreah in the bathroom next to his room. When I was done, I came back to bed and snuggled in next to his sleeping form and he rolled over to whisper, "I heard everthing." FML