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About TheShizReow : Hey, I'm Vivian :)

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Today, I awoke to the sound of my dad knocking on my dorm room door for a surprise visit. He's barely outside the door and I pull the door open and say hey, when my roommate strips naked pulls the door open, kisses me on the cheek, says in an uber-gay voice, "Thanks for last night", and leaves. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (247294) - you deserved it (32316)

On 03/22/2009 at 6:38am - intimacy - by konens_dick (man) - United States (Washington)

Today, I got a phone call saying I was no longer a bridesmaid for a wedding in June. It's my mom's 4th wedding. I'm getting replaced by our dog. FML

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87 comments

I agree, your life sucks (202832) - you deserved it (16890)

On 03/16/2009 at 10:41pm - animals - by Noname - United States (California)

Today, my fiancée broke up with me. Via a myspace message. While we were in the same apartment. FML

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255 comments

I agree, your life sucks (341775) - you deserved it (29798)

On 02/28/2009 at 7:22pm - love - by loser (man) - United States (Arizona)

Today, my boyfriend texted me, asking if I had left my underwear over at his place. No, no I didn't. They weren't mine. Awesome. FML

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On 01/17/2009 at 8:31am - love - by Noname - United States (Wisconsin)



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