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TheShier
  • Town/Country : Wausau, WI, USA
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Monday 8 November 1982 (29 years)
  • Number of visits : 348
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About TheShier : i'm a simple dude, who enjoys the simple pleasures in life.....for example, taking profile pics of myself while sitting on the can. pretty cool huh?

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Today, I slept in late and when I woke up, thought I was the only one in the house so I decided to walk around the corner to the only upstairs bathroom naked. My dad also slept in, also thought he was the only one in the house, and also decided to walk to the bathroom naked. We collided. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (51009) - you deserved it (9643)

On 08/17/2009 at 9:50am - misc - by malebonding (man) - United States (Virginia)

Today, at the airport, my mom began talking about how useless the war in Iraq was, and how dumb the soldiers that serve there were for enlisting during the war. The soldier at the vending machine near us caught my eye. I mouthed, "Sorry" and he mouthed, slowly, "You fuckin' better be." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (67617) - you deserved it (13885)

On 06/26/2009 at 3:57am - misc - by ILuvYouSoldiers (man) - United States (Missouri)

Today, while eating with my kids at McDonalds, my son put his hand up and wanted me to give him a "high five." I went to give him a five, but he moved his hand at the last second and I ended up slapping him in the face. Now everyone there thinks I'm a child-beater. FML

#2820410 (167)

I agree, your life sucks (44186) - you deserved it (4640)

On 06/12/2009 at 12:49am - kids - by downlowtooslow (woman) - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, was my wedding night. We had decided to wait until marriage to have sex. When I undressed and smiled at my new wife, she burst into tears and cried, "please don't make me do this." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (144587) - you deserved it (13070)

On 05/23/2009 at 12:44am - intimacy - by honeymoondisaster (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I came home to find a sock I previously used to whack off on my bed with googly eyes and a mouth drawn on it with a note that read "Because you can't find a real girl, I made your current one prettier, Love Mom." FML

#761206 (493)

I agree, your life sucks (170849) - you deserved it (52073)

On 04/02/2009 at 1:13am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Oregon)



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