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  • Birth Date : Friday 21 July 1989 (25 years)
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  • Number of comments : 12
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 9 posted

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Today, I was working, ripping siding off a house. I pulled off a sheet that was over my head. I got rained with what I thought was woodchips that was behind the siding. Turns out they were dead grasshoppers. Guess what I found in my bra after work. FML

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138 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28485) - you deserved it (3246)

On 03/18/2010 at 1:45am - work - by xUnluckyx - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I had my wisdom teeth removed. The sympathetic words from my boyfriend asked if this meant I could open my mouth a bit wider for him now. FML

#9158778
92 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23063) - you deserved it (5100)

On 03/17/2010 at 12:59pm - intimacy - by smiler (woman) - United Kingdom (London)

Today, my boyfriend of more than two years told me in front of all of our friends that he'd trade me for some Playstation 3 games. I laughed it off because I thought he was kidding. He made it clear that he was serious. FML

#9153191
140 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32005) - you deserved it (4617)

On 03/17/2010 at 3:05am - love - by Girl (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I was making out with my boyfriend. He suddenly pulls away, and goes, 'OMNOMNOMNOM' then continues kissing me. FML

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177 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21001) - you deserved it (20207)

On 03/09/2010 at 1:43am - love - by anonymous (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, my uncle died. It was also my grandpa's 85th birthday. His reaction to the death? "Best birthday gift ever!" FML

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125 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29701) - you deserved it (2379)

On 01/17/2010 at 10:58am - misc - by poppet2010 - Sent from mobile version

Today, I took my 15 year old daughter driving. I yelled at her for not going safely around corners. On the way home, while demonstrating how to drive right, I went around a corner and hit a cement truck. FML

#4725527
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6378) - you deserved it (50888)

On 08/22/2009 at 1:05am - kids - by John (man) - United States (Colorado)



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