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TheSasmaster
  • Town/Country : San Jose, United States
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 12 November 1997 (15 years)
  • Number of visits : 86
  • Number of comments : 22
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

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Today, I awoke to my husband talking to someone on the phone at 2am. I heard him say, "Baby you're making me hard." Immediately, I asked him who he was talking to. His response? "It's Jake, from State Farm." FML

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On 03/27/2013 at 7:55pm - intimacy - by anonymous - United States (Hawaii)

Today, during a conversation, my boss said, "What, what?" Before I could stop myself, I replied, "In the butt." FML

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On 12/04/2012 at 9:43pm - work - by whitecollar - United Kingdom (York)

Today, my boss was telling everyone that he knew a guy who went to a college at which multiple people were shot and killed recently. Being extremely socially awkward and uncomfortable, I blurted, "That's awesome." Now everyone in the office is terrified of me. FML

#20191114
124 comments

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On 12/04/2012 at 4:34pm - work - by Adan - United States (Washington)

Today, at work in a nursing home, I had to kill imaginary dogs in the lunch room, because they were evil and trying to eat everyone. This started with just one person seeing them, to all 30 of them screaming and freaking out. I spent 45 minutes killing imaginary dogs. FML

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On 07/25/2012 at 5:05pm - work - by justlittleoldme - United States (Wisconsin)



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