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About TheRoamingGnome : In Japan, Heart Surgeon. Number One. Steady Hand. One day, Yakuza Boss need new heart. I do operation. But, Mistake! Yakuza boss die. Yakuza very mad. I hide in fishing boat, come to America. No English, No food, No Money. Darryl give me job. Now I have house, American Car, and new woman. Darryl Save life.
My big secret: I kill yakuza boss on purpose. I good surgeon. The Best!
How depressing, no badges acquired at all. :/
Friday 12 February 2016