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TheRoamingGnome

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• Town/Country : Oklahoma, United States
• Title : Mister
• Birth Date : Thursday 26 January 1995 (18 years)
• Number of visits : 306
• Number of comments : 14
• Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About TheRoamingGnome : In Japan, Heart Surgeon. Number One. Steady Hand. One day, Yakuza Boss need new heart. I do operation. But, Mistake! Yakuza boss die. Yakuza very mad. I hide in fishing boat, come to America. No English, No food, No Money. Darryl give me job. Now I have house, American Car, and new woman. Darryl Save life.

My big secret: I kill yakuza boss on purpose. I good surgeon. The Best!

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