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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 26 January 1995 (19 years)
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  • Number of visits : 440
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About TheRoamingGnome : In Japan, Heart Surgeon. Number One. Steady Hand. One day, Yakuza Boss need new heart. I do operation. But, Mistake! Yakuza boss die. Yakuza very mad. I hide in fishing boat, come to America. No English, No food, No Money. Darryl give me job. Now I have house, American Car, and new woman. Darryl Save life.

My big secret: I kill yakuza boss on purpose. I good surgeon. The Best!

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