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About ThePrestige : The name is wadan khan. I am fluent in 4 languages English, pushto, Urdu and Arabic. I am a big Pink Floyd fan and a music enthusiast in general. I listen to genres like psychedelic rock, trance, alternate rock, new age, and a lil pop plus hip hop occasionally. Like to work out, watch movies, read books and watch amazing series like sopranos, breaking bad, prison break, lost and the wire etc :-D I appreciate a good laugh and have been recently introduced to fml which I have to admit I like being a member of. Msg me if you feel like although I use the android app most of the times. Regards.
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