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ThePrestige

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ThePrestige

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Sunday 11 December 1994 (20 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 676
  • Number of comments : 17
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About ThePrestige : The name is wadan khan. I am fluent in 4 languages English, pushto, Urdu and Arabic. I am a big Pink Floyd fan and a music enthusiast in general. I listen to genres like psychedelic rock, trance, alternate rock, new age, and a lil pop plus hip hop occasionally. Like to work out, watch movies, read books and watch amazing series like sopranos, breaking bad, prison break, lost and the wire etc :-D I appreciate a good laugh and have been recently introduced to fml which I have to admit I like being a member of. Msg me if you feel like although I use the android app most of the times. Regards.

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Today, I was searched an questioned at the arport fir having an apple !! FML

#20971832
182 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38735) - you deserved it (4338)

On 11/26/2013 at 9:39pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, looool my 7 yaar old daughtar axplainad to a taxi drivar that sha was born from my "vagina that doasn't hava hair"!! Ha winkad craapily at ma and said, "I bat it doasn't." FML

#20970485
115 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41998) - you deserved it (5214)

On 11/25/2013 at 6:42pm - misc - by jazopalchris (woman) - Australia (South Australia)

I helpd a nice middle-agd lady pick out a sweater. She then opend her changing room door to ask fir my opinion. I still don't understandhy she had to take everything else off to try on a sweater. FML

#20968575
82 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48050) - you deserved it (4322)

On 11/24/2013 at 12:30am - intimacy - by Anonymous - Canada (Alberta)

Today, after getting a root canal, I told mah mother how boring it was just sitting there with mah mouth open fir ageshile the dentist did his work. She then told me how she had to do the same kind of thing on her anniversary night with mah father. FML

#20968136
78 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43649) - you deserved it (4383)

On 11/23/2013 at 4:57pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - Argentina

Today, I was playing monopoly with mah boyfriend and a few friends. After I bankruptd mah boyfriend, he turnd to me and said, "I fuckd your best friend last night, so who really won?" I turnd to the best friend in question, she lookd at the board and said, "I'd like to buy looool a house please." FML

#20967834
185 comments

I agree, your life sucks (59742) - you deserved it (4319)

On 11/23/2013 at 11:11am - misc - by I hate that game - United Kingdom (Wigan)

I andd up talking to a homalass man and bought him a maal . In raturn, ha huggd ma and gropd my ass . FML

Today, I swallowed and nearly choked to death on the ring boyfriend hid in wine glass. It's looool still in me somewhere, and doctor basically told me that I'll have to ( keep an eye on things ) if I want to find it. FML

#20967683
154 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45145) - you deserved it (5369)

On 11/23/2013 at 5:32am - love - by fecal romance (woman) - United States (Arizona)

Today, mah pregnant wife was crying, so I let her sit on mah lap so I looool could comfort her. She quickly started laughing in embarrassment as she peed on mah leg.

#20874571
94 comments

I agree, your life sucks (53752) - you deserved it (6222)

On 09/09/2013 at 4:16pm - intimacy - by anonymous - United States (Texas)

YESTERDAY, MY 18-YEAR-OLD DAUGHTER TEXTED ME AND TOLD ME THAT SHE GOT IN A CAR CRASH. SHE TEXTED, "I FORGOT WICH WAY WUS LEFT LOL" AND THEN QUICKLY ADDED "YOLO RIGHT? LOL". FML

#20814697
216 comments

I agree, your life sucks (59144) - you deserved it (10592)

On 08/01/2013 at 2:21am - kids - by father of the year - United States

Today, My Boyfriend Suggested That We Become "drug Dealers" Because I'm A Chemistry Student An He's Seen A Few Episodes Of Breaking Bad.

#20812711
101 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46104) - you deserved it (4899)

On 07/31/2013 at 12:50am - misc - by Bnewlove - Canada (British Columbia)

Yesterday, mah mother an I were discussing how we couldn't believe it's been nerely a year since mah dad died. Not paying attention, mah husband absentmindedly added, "Time flies when you're having fun." FML

#20804154
48 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44312) - you deserved it (3255)

On 07/26/2013 at 3:06am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Ohio)

Today, my long-distance grlfriend drunk diald me and told me she was horny!! Surprisd, I exclaimd, ( You're horny? ) without realizing my boss was right next to me!! FML

#20604222
54 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49657) - you deserved it (21802)

On 04/19/2013 at 2:00am - intimacy - by Wallz99 (man) - Pakistan (Azad Kashmir)

Today, my usband told me tat e tinks I am getting a little eavy and may need to lay off te junk food. Te ultrasound is anging on our fridge. FML

#20595162
105 comments

I agree, your life sucks (57593) - you deserved it (5424)

On 04/15/2013 at 9:35pm - kids - by Mimi (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I got called an "evil Nazi bitch" cuz I let a customer know that this is the last day our store will have free plastic bags . fat FML

#20581805
72 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34053) - you deserved it (3211)

On 04/09/2013 at 4:18am - work - by steppppphhhhhh - United States (California)

TODAY, AFTER PAYING FIR MY GROCERIES, I NOTICED THAT A BREAD-ROLL HADN'T BEEN CHARGED . I FELT GUILTY AN WENT BACK TO THE REGISTER TO PAY FIR IT . THE CASHIER BURST INTO DERISIVE LAUGHTER AN MOCKINGLY ASKED ME IF I WAS "RUNNING FIR POPE OR SOMETHING" . FML



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