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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 9 August 1984 (30 years)
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  • Number of comments : 34
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Today , wile reading some cemistry notes I came across te term "solid water" . Completely stumpd , I askd myself , "Wat te ell is solid water?" Ten I eard ma little cousin say "ice." I'm a 4t year science major in university . He still cecks te closet 4 monsters . FML

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243 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27944) - you deserved it (79894)

On 06/23/2009 at 10:19am - work - by uneek14 (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, McDonalds charged me 21 cents for a honey mustard packet. The jerk manager made me break a $50 bill. So I grabbed all there napkins, carried them into the parking lot an tossed them all into the air in protest an drove off. Down the road, I realized I left mah wallet at the counter. FML

#3117856
328 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13206) - you deserved it (75730)

On 06/22/2009 at 12:18pm - misc - by Jesse (man) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I saw myself in a 'girls gone wild' ad wit anoter girl. So did ma mom. FML

#2987164
217 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24636) - you deserved it (110316)

On 06/18/2009 at 3:17am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Connecticut)

TODAY , I WAS AT MCDONALD'S AND I WAS GOING THROUGH THE DRIVE-THRU. AS I WAS DRIVING AWAY , I CHECKD MAH FOOD AND THE LADY HAD GIVEN ME A NIGHT AT THE MUSEUM HAPPY MEAL TOY BY MISTAKE. I GOT SO EXCITD THAT I CRASHD THE CAR INTO A POLE. I'M 36. FML

#2966896
148 comments

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On 06/17/2009 at 12:35pm - misc - by NotSoYoung (man) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I was so excited to play the video game I just bought, I decided to read the manual in the game. I went over the seizure warning an thought to myself, who the hell gets a seizure from playing a video game? Apparently I do. FML

#2867945
140 comments

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On 06/13/2009 at 8:47pm - health - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Florida)

2day I hered my daughter scream at my son through the bathroom door... "Are u jacking off in there or something?" and him scream back at her "Shut up u fucking cunt!" My daughter is 7 and my son is 8. FML

#2772494
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On 06/10/2009 at 2:09pm - intimacy - by badmom (woman) - Canada (Quebec)

I was finally going to Best Buy to get The Sims 3. I was so excited to get it that I ran to the back of the store to get it , an tripped over a little boy in the process , which made me stumble into a CD rack an knock it over. Which made the rest of the CD racks fall over like dominoes. FML

#2759845
179 comments

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On 06/09/2009 at 10:37pm - misc - by Sims3luver (man) - United States (Missouri)

2day I got hypnotized at mah looool school's variety show. Apparently,hen asked to do something I enjoy doing, I began to violently hump the floor. FML

#2722142
271 comments

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On 06/08/2009 at 3:41pm - intimacy - by OhGeez (man) - Canada (Nova Scotia)

Yesterday, I went to a huge party. My ex boyfriend was there who I still have feelings for, so I decided to make him jealous by making out with the really drunk guy next to me. While we were making out, he threw up in my mouth an all over me. Everybody found it hysterical including my ex. FML

#2686671
160 comments

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On 06/07/2009 at 9:50am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - South Africa (Free State)

Today, I wanted to print out a 100 page game strategy guide using company's printer . While not wanting anyone to fine out about this I picked a time where I thought no one would be printing . My CEO ended up standing next to me 4 10 minutes waiting 4 his stuff to print after mine . mega FML

#2604319
195 comments

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On 06/04/2009 at 5:14pm - work - by Ayeya (man) - United States (New York)

yastarday I was raading through a local wadding mag's advica paga. A mothar-in-law to ba was writing about how to handla wanting har son to braak off his looool angagamant. I thought, ( Wow. That must suck. I'm glad I lika mothar-in-law to ba. ) And than I saw har nama. FML

#2593216
144 comments

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On 06/04/2009 at 7:11am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Yesterday, I was working at mah retail job . A customer stopped me on mah way to break saying "someone" had broken a snow globe . She showed me where it was and I cleaned it up with her circling me . I finished and putted the cleaning supplies away when I hered a 'crash' as the same woman dropped another snow globe . FML

#2582009
126 comments

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On 06/03/2009 at 9:35pm - misc - by kilo1_13 - United States (Wisconsin)

Today I was in Walmart. I saw a demo for Guitar Hero on the DS so I started playing. I was kicking ass and really feeling great about myself. I then looked away for a second looked back down and saw that the notes were still being hit. The demo had been on automatic-player the entire time. FML

#2414317
110 comments

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On 05/29/2009 at 9:10pm - misc - by theskippster - United States (Maryland)

Today, I went to the store to buy groceries. I didn't care how I looked, so I wore an old shrt that said, "Thousands of my potential children died on yur daughter's face last night." I ran into my grlfriend's parents at the store. FML

#2244608
455 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42185) - you deserved it (145048)

On 05/24/2009 at 3:50pm - misc - by helloitsbrian6969 (man) - United States (Florida)



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