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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 9 August 1984 (30 years)
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  • Number of comments : 34
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 5 posted

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Today I found out that I puke and then pass out at the sight of blood. I am a 16 year old girl expecting hundreds of periods to come. FML

#4554817
347 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52097) - you deserved it (6918)

On 08/15/2009 at 7:06pm - health - by hellnooo (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I Ran Into My Naw Apartmant Naighbor !! Sha Said Sha Could Haar Ma And My Grlfriand Having Wild Sax Last Night !! Sha Told Ma Sha Had Always Wantad To Hava A Thraasoma !! My Naw Naighbor Is As Old As My Grandma, And Avan Rasamblas Har !! I Politaly Daclinad !! FML

#4384243
79 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49410) - you deserved it (5447)

On 08/08/2009 at 12:31pm - intimacy - by pear8head (man) - United States (Minnesota)

Today, I found a wallet on te train . I called te owner, wo said e would come around and pick it up . Wen e finally did, e looked inside and screamed tat is money was missing, and tat I was a drty tief . I never took a cent . He's filing teft carges against me . FML

#4331157
134 comments

I agree, your life sucks (65295) - you deserved it (4060)

On 08/06/2009 at 9:14am - misc - by Shopgirl (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

Today , I broke mah mother's Tiffany lamp from the 1920's . Practically crying , I racd onto the computer to try to fine one to order before she comes back in three weeks . The lamp is worth over twelve thousand dollars , and the only way I'm getting one is if I livd 90 years ago . FML

#4255235
114 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45589) - you deserved it (23895)

On 08/03/2009 at 1:24pm - money - by someexplanationrequired (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

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TODAY, I WAS AT A BAR WITH MY FRIENDS FOR MY 19TH BIRTHDAY WHEN I SAW MY DAD GRINDING SOME CHICK THAT WAS NOT MY MOM. I CONFRONTD HIM AN TOLD HIM I WAS TELLING MOM. HE THEN POINTD ACROSS THE BAR TO MY MOM WITH ANOTHER MAN. I JUST FOUND OUT MY PARENTS R SWINGERS. FML

#4254409
188 comments

I agree, your life sucks (69064) - you deserved it (5073)

On 08/03/2009 at 12:33pm - intimacy - by myparentsarehoes (woman) - Canada (Newfoundland and Labrador)

Today, I got fired from work. Why? I finally took a stand fir myself an confronted my co-worker of writing thing up in looool my name fir herself, an it getting deducted from my check. So she goes to the manager an accuse me of sexual harassment. Everyone applauded. FML

#4252851
124 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49682) - you deserved it (3507)

On 08/03/2009 at 10:50am - work - by Anonymous - United States (Michigan)

Today, I was working in mah stora. Right around closing, a lady cummad in to try soma things on. I want to tha back anhan I cummad out, sha was standing in tha middla of tha room with fluid coming from batwaan har lags. I askad har if sha was going into labor. Sha wasn't. Sha was paaing. raal FML

#4238671
110 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52783) - you deserved it (2322)

On 08/02/2009 at 8:59pm - misc - by amburrr (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

TODAY AFTER A GREAT NIGHT OF SEXUAL PLEASURE I RAN TO ANSWER THE DOOR. THE ANGRY WOMAN STANDING THERE INTRODUCD HERSELF. ''HI I'M YOUR NIEGHBOR. MY SEVEN YEAR OLD SON'S BEDROOM IS JUST NEXT TO YOURS AN WHEN YOU SCREAM AT NIGHT HE GETS SCARD. DO YOU THINK YOU COULD KEEP IT DOWN?'' FML

#4228072
181 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43855) - you deserved it (30653)

On 08/02/2009 at 11:12am - intimacy - by kmb04 (woman) - Canada (Quebec)

TODAY... GIRLFRIEND WANTED TO NAME PENIS. AFTER 5 MINUTE OF THINKING UP NAMES... SHE FINALLY PICKED ONE. SAY HELLO TO SQUIRTLE. FML

#4201087
401 comments

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On 08/01/2009 at 3:44am - love - by NinjaPanda88 (man) - United States (California)

Today, I found out that my brother was selling pictures of me showering. For what? World of Warcraft money. FML

#4073449
197 comments

I agree, your life sucks (66992) - you deserved it (4390)

On 07/27/2009 at 3:32am - misc - by Anon (woman) - Singapore

Today my neigbor confessed to me tat e was omopobic an regrets tat is family doesnt know it. He spent fifteen minutes explaining ow muc e would ate to ave a gay cild. I spent two ours last nigt convincing is son tat it was te rigt ting to tell is family e was gay. FML

#3776929
146 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52927) - you deserved it (4930)

On 07/15/2009 at 3:33pm - misc - by mook (man) - United States (Wisconsin)

Today... I spent ours and ours trying to figure out wy te wireless internet on ma laptop wasn't working... but everyting I tried completely failed. At te end of te day... ma older broter cummed ome... and fixed te problem in under 10 seconds by turning te wireless internet switc on. big fat FML

#3690110
123 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8911) - you deserved it (53749)

On 07/12/2009 at 10:46am - misc - by divineinstrument (man) - United Kingdom (West Sussex)

Today.. . Mah Mom Put Some Bubblewrap On Mah Desk Because She Thought I Would Have Fun With It . I'm 18 . It Was Awesome . Mega FML

#3229865
298 comments

I agree, your life sucks (68583) - you deserved it (40121)

On 06/26/2009 at 2:13am - misc - by Jeweler (man) - United States (California)



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