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ThePhantomGamer

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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 9 August 1984 (30 years)
  • <3 status : Not so sure
  • Number of visits : 3916
  • Number of comments : 34
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 5 posted

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ThePhantomGamer's favorite FMLs

Today, I was enjoying the benefits of marriage with my new husband. We were changing positions when my joints started crackling and popping like my mother's did when I was a kid. My husband stopped, concerned about my possible pain... I'm 20 years old and pop like an arthritic 50 year old. FML

#6381623
134 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26239) - you deserved it (3358)

On 11/20/2009 at 4:27pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I drove from Seattle, WA to Vancouver, BC for the Three Days Grace concert. I was so excited when I found the building. There was a big readerboard that flashed "THREE DAYS GRACE" and I cheered. Then it flashed "CANCELLED." FML

Today, my husband's daughter told us that she's 5 months pregnant. I'm going to be a step grandmother and I'm only 23 years old. FML

#6001127
261 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20198) - you deserved it (44707)

On 10/26/2009 at 12:27am - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Arizona)

Today, my friend and I drove three hours to attend a U2 concert. We had been psyched about the tickets for weeks because they were awesome seats (my early Christmas present). After a long drive, we get to the venue and I realize in horror that I left tickets at home, on my desk, three hours away. FML

#5759678
139 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15674) - you deserved it (46654)

On 10/10/2009 at 3:22pm - misc - by sostupid - United States (South Carolina)

Today, my teenage son called me at work and started screaming abuse at me. He told me how he never wants to see me again and hopes I die a gruesome death. Why does he feel this way? I beat his high score on Bejewelled 2. FML

#5172036
204 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47656) - you deserved it (7935)

On 09/10/2009 at 6:00pm - kids - by Bewildered (woman) - United Kingdom (Belfast)

Today, my husband and I decided to take a romantic trip to the beach. We got pulled over, and shortly thereafter he was arrested. Just so happens you can't miss child support payments for your twelve year old daughter without getting a warrant. He has a daughter? We've been married for 14 years. FML

#4845223
143 comments

I agree, your life sucks (63864) - you deserved it (3231)

On 08/26/2009 at 8:57pm - misc - by AreYouSerious (woman) - United States (Oregon)

Today, I got my first period. My dad bought me a card and had everyone in my family sign it. FML

#4787214
267 comments

I agree, your life sucks (53128) - you deserved it (4373)

On 08/24/2009 at 3:59pm - misc - by embarassed_chick (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, my fiancée, who believes in "sex after marriage" like me, told me she was pregnant. FML

#4736198
183 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49837) - you deserved it (6022)

On 08/22/2009 at 1:46pm - intimacy - by doomed (man) - United States (California)

Today, it was my 17th birthday. My mom forgot and my best friend is out of town. The highlight of my day? The guy at McDonalds slipped an extra apple pie in my bag. FML

#4719032
154 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35930) - you deserved it (2710)

On 08/21/2009 at 9:02pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I was told by this big guy from school that I needed to stop stalking his girlfriend, and stop following her home from school. She's my neighbor. FML

#4712150
75 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38749) - you deserved it (2011)

On 08/21/2009 at 4:13pm - misc - by ostfae (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, I saw my wife pick her nose and suck on her fingers. We're 38. FML

#4677769
81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41481) - you deserved it (5064)

On 08/20/2009 at 8:32am - misc - by GroosedOut (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, my boyfriend was fired. After breaking the news, he also broke up with me. Apparently, his boss had a creepy crush on me and would give my boyfriend bonuses for bringing me to company events and, occasionally, out on the boss's personal boat. Looks like I am no longer useful. FML

#4591074
65 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49899) - you deserved it (2923)

On 08/17/2009 at 1:43am - love - by TrophyGirlfriend (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I snuck into my boyfriend's house because I have an extra key. I snuck into his bed with sleep with him and noticed how soft his skin was. Turns out I had been feeling up the girl he was sleeping with and he was in the bathroom. FML

#4580514
163 comments

I agree, your life sucks (60464) - you deserved it (7354)

On 08/16/2009 at 7:33pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Arizona)

Today, I got a paper cut while opening my box of Band-Aids. FML

#4566458
149 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51689) - you deserved it (9001)

On 08/16/2009 at 3:05am - health - by irony (woman) - United States (California)

Today, while I was watching Miley Cyrus' new music video, I had an itch near my bikini line that I couldn't reach through my jeans. So I unzipped my pants to get to it, and that's when my boyfriend walked in on me with my hands down my pants. He thought I was getting off on the music video. FML

#4555175
213 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46160) - you deserved it (21797)

On 08/15/2009 at 7:24pm - intimacy - by notguilty (woman) - United States (California)



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