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Today, we were going to Disney World all the way from North Carolina. After 12 hours of driving, my kids started fighting and complaining. My husband finally said, "If I hear you guys one more time we're turning around and going back home." They annoyed him once again, and we actually went home. FML
by jaimie / 03/19/2011 at 12:00pm / United States (Florida) / Kids
Today, while in my room sleeping, my little brother deemed it necessary to come in and drop a book on my face. When I sat up with a now bloody nose, he looked at me, pointed, and said "You've just been facebooked" and ran away giggling. FML
by Malakai / 02/02/2011 at 12:57am / United States / Kids
by ohmy. / 12/27/2010 at 12:52pm / United States (Illinois) / Love
by unfortunategeek / 12/23/2010 at 11:13am / United Kingdom / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 10/21/2010 at 6:04pm / United States (New York) / Geek
Today, l was crouched on the ground in the doorway at a haunted mansion. It's part of my job here to scare the people passing by. A 12 year old girl walked by, I grabbed her leg, and she kicked me in the face. FML
by Anonymous / 10/21/2010 at 5:44pm / Canada (Ontario) / Kids
Today, I bought a new Ipod to replace my old one which decided to stop working. After purchasing my new nano Ipod, I decided to bang my old Ipod on the desk very hard because it was useless. It started working again. FML
by Anonymous / 09/27/2010 at 11:51am / United Kingdom (Liverpool) / Geek
Today, while waiting on the platform, a blind man asked out loud for some help getting into the subway car. I helped him through the doors and into a seat. I decided to sit down as well. Twenty minutes later, I realized I was on the wrong subway line. FML
by Anonymous / 09/24/2010 at 1:06pm / Canada (Ontario) / Transportation
by flimflam / 09/02/2010 at 1:39pm / United States (Texas) / Miscellaneous
Today, I went with my family to go see a notoriously creepy abandoned house. We noticed the people had left a lot of stuff behind so we loaded up the car with books, records, etc. As we were leaving, we saw the family who lived there drive up. I robbed a house with my grandma. FML
by tikizombie / 08/30/2010 at 8:04pm / Canada (Alberta) / Miscellaneous
Today, I was helping my friend create an online dating profile. When she got her search results, her #1 match was a blonde guy only 10 miles from her. His description: genuine, laid back, and ready for fun. He left off something kind of important. He's already married. To me. FML
by betrayed / 07/19/2010 at 1:36pm / United States (Missouri) / Love
Today, I realized that my husband has a video games addiction. I am currently pregnant; he brought us to the same country he's in so we can finally live together, only for me to witness him being glued to his laptop all day and all night playing WoW. He's forgotten I even existed. FML
by sasquatch21 / 02/21/2010 at 8:36am / Bahrain (Al Manamah) / Miscellaneous
by kaycie_lynn / 02/18/2010 at 8:11pm / United States (Maryland) / Miscellaneous
Today, I found a wallet belonging to some guy, it had $355 inside. Because he had his address written inside, I decided to return it hoping for a reward. I drove for 40 mins and finally got to his house during peak hour. All he did was say "oh cool". FML
by Sheggie / 01/30/2010 at 12:06am / Australia (New South Wales) / Money
by Face / 01/09/2010 at 5:12am / Australia (Victoria) / Miscellaneous
- Today, I had to serve a man with a Nazi Eagle tattoo on one arm and an SS tattoo on the other, and… Today, my girlfriends jealousy issues got so out of control that she accused me of cheating on her… Today, I am at work as a programmer. It's 32°C/90°F outside and my coworker needs to have 3 desktop…