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ThePhantomGamer

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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 9 August 1984 (30 years)
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  • Number of visits : 3834
  • Number of comments : 34
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 5 posted

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Today, we were going to Disney World all the way from North Carolina. After 12 hours of driving, my kids started fighting and complaining. My husband finally said, "If I hear you guys one more time we're turning around and going back home." They annoyed him once again, and we actually went home. FML

#15381959
363 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49921) - you deserved it (8035)

On 03/19/2011 at 12:00pm - kids - by jaimie - United States (Florida)

Today, while in my room sleeping, my little brother deemed it necessary to come in and drop a book on my face. When I sat up with a now bloody nose, he looked at me, pointed, and said "You've just been facebooked" and ran away giggling. FML

#14806356
211 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43508) - you deserved it (7952)

On 02/02/2011 at 12:57am - kids - by Malakai - United States

Today, my husband yawned in the middle of our wedding vows. FML

#14356876
116 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33932) - you deserved it (6673)

On 12/27/2010 at 12:52pm - love - by ohmy. - United States (Illinois)

Today, I tried to contact my birth mother, who abandoned me when I was three weeks old. After months of tracing, I finally plucked up the courage to call her. She told me to "f*ck off and die". FML

#14310097
164 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49985) - you deserved it (6672)

On 12/23/2010 at 11:13am - misc - by unfortunategeek - United Kingdom

Today, I took my iPod to Walmart to replace the battery. They tell me to call Apple. I go home again and call Apple. They tell me to call Walmart. I call Walmart. They tell me to bring it in. FML

#13539571
73 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29863) - you deserved it (3529)

On 10/21/2010 at 6:04pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New York)

Today, l was crouched on the ground in the doorway at a haunted mansion. It's part of my job here to scare the people passing by. A 12 year old girl walked by, I grabbed her leg, and she kicked me in the face. FML

#13539413
148 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11717) - you deserved it (37990)

On 10/21/2010 at 5:44pm - misc - by Anonymous - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I bought a new Ipod to replace my old one which decided to stop working. After purchasing my new nano Ipod, I decided to bang my old Ipod on the desk very hard because it was useless. It started working again. FML

#13221595
163 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23897) - you deserved it (8661)

On 09/27/2010 at 11:51am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Liverpool)

Today, while waiting on the platform, a blind man asked out loud for some help getting into the subway car. I helped him through the doors and into a seat. I decided to sit down as well. Twenty minutes later, I realized I was on the wrong subway line. FML

#13182714
51 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22720) - you deserved it (6080)

On 09/24/2010 at 1:06pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, the elevator broke in my dorm and won't be fixed for several days. I live on the 26th floor. FML

#12870338
162 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38588) - you deserved it (3534)

On 09/02/2010 at 1:39pm - misc - by flimflam (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I went with my family to go see a notoriously creepy abandoned house. We noticed the people had left a lot of stuff behind so we loaded up the car with books, records, etc. As we were leaving, we saw the family who lived there drive up. I robbed a house with my grandma. FML

#12826740
139 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10436) - you deserved it (45061)

On 08/30/2010 at 8:04pm - misc - by tikizombie (man) - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I was helping my friend create an online dating profile. When she got her search results, her #1 match was a blonde guy only 10 miles from her. His description: genuine, laid back, and ready for fun. He left off something kind of important. He's already married. To me. FML

#11983627
260 comments

I agree, your life sucks (101113) - you deserved it (5858)

On 07/19/2010 at 1:36pm - love - by betrayed (woman) - United States (Missouri)

Today, I realized that my husband has a video games addiction. I am currently pregnant; he brought us to the same country he's in so we can finally live together, only for me to witness him being glued to his laptop all day and all night playing WoW. He's forgotten I even existed. FML

#8510953
188 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25990) - you deserved it (5214)

On 02/21/2010 at 8:36am - misc - by sasquatch21 (woman) - Bahrain (Al Manamah)

Today, I chuckled at a "no smoking" sign as I lit my cigarette. I bent my head down to light it and somehow managed to light my hair on fire. FML

#8417763
257 comments

I agree, your life sucks (5172) - you deserved it (61930)

On 02/18/2010 at 8:11pm - misc - by kaycie_lynn (woman) - United States (Maryland)

Today, I found a wallet belonging to some guy, it had $355 inside. Because he had his address written inside, I decided to return it hoping for a reward. I drove for 40 mins and finally got to his house during peak hour. All he did was say "oh cool". FML

#7693215
224 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30066) - you deserved it (13583)

On 01/30/2010 at 12:06am - money - by Sheggie (man) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I got hit in the face with a piece of bacon. FML

#7231938
43 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12311) - you deserved it (30599)

On 01/09/2010 at 5:12am - misc - by Face (woman) - Australia (Victoria)



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