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This isn't what should be happening
You've set the cat off again, he's started pushing fruit out of bodies of water. Well done.
Happy Ending
Brandon may have an FML, but he ended up marrying Jessica. You found this out by reading “FML, the follow up.”
Judgmental
You’ve now voted that they totally deserved it more than 100 times.
Today, my 24-year-old brother again yelled at me for looking at him while he was on the toilet. It'd be easier not to if he didn't sit on the toilet with the door wide open, and if the bathroom wasn't directly opposite my bedroom. FML
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On 01/02/2013 at 3:34pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (Birmingham)
Today, I had to explain to my friend that the world did not used to be black and white. It was just the pictures that were. She still doesn't believe me. She's eighteen. FML
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On 03/14/2012 at 7:31am - misc - by CierraJordan - United States (Utah)
Today, I was caught stealing a video game. I realized after my parents were called that the case was actually empty. FML
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On 11/20/2011 at 4:42pm - misc - by Emil - United States
Today, to save money, I bought some meat in bulk. When I got home, I was told that power to the neighborhood was out, and probably would be for days. Rather than let the meat rot, I barbecued it all and gave it away to my neighbors. The power came on while everyone was eating. FML
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On 09/09/2011 at 5:17pm - misc - by SoCalStoopid (woman) - United States (California)
Today, my dad shaved his head. This wouldn't be so bad if he didn't expect me to address him as "Captain Picard" 24/7 now. He won't answer me otherwise. FML
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On 08/08/2011 at 10:12am - misc - by MissArizona (woman) - United States (Arizona)
Today, my friends and I went to the strip club for my birthday. I now know how my sister is paying for her new car. FML
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On 07/23/2011 at 8:09pm - misc - by assante2010 - United States (Maine)
Today, while working as a cashier at McDonald's, a man came in telling me that he had not received his hamburger. I looked at his receipt and the date said 11/17/09. FML
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On 07/04/2011 at 5:42am - work - by crudofalife - United States (Illinois)
Today, I found out that the 2 loud "firework booms" I heard were actually a guy shooting his dog on the unfinished road behind my house. FML
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On 07/04/2011 at 5:11am - animals - by oopsies - United States
Today, my son's homework was to write a story about what he wants to be when he grows up. He wrote that he plans on being unemployed and living at home until we throw him out, then he'll live under a bridge. He's only 12, but already planning for a future as an unemployed bum. FML
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On 06/15/2011 at 12:46pm - kids - by Seriously (woman) - United States (New York)
Today, Twilight once again won all the awards at MTV, beating out Inception, Toy Story 3, Harry Potter, etc. This is MY generation. FML
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On 06/06/2011 at 2:27am - misc - by KillMeNow (woman) - United States (California)
Today, in an attempt to get my son to stop playing Call of Duty, I threw his Xbox controller out the window. He was so desperate, he followed it. His bedroom is on the second floor. My son has 3 broken ribs, and no future. FML
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On 03/20/2011 at 9:25pm - kids - by failureparent (man) - United States (California)
Today, we were going to Disney World all the way from North Carolina. After 12 hours of driving, my kids started fighting and complaining. My husband finally said, "If I hear you guys one more time we're turning around and going back home." They annoyed him once again, and we actually went home. FML
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On 03/19/2011 at 12:00pm - kids - by jaimie - United States (Florida)
Today, while in my room sleeping, my little brother deemed it necessary to come in and drop a book on my face. When I sat up with a now bloody nose, he looked at me, pointed, and said "You've just been facebooked" and ran away giggling. FML
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On 02/02/2011 at 12:57am - kids - by Malakai - United States
Today, my husband yawned in the middle of our wedding vows. FML
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On 12/27/2010 at 12:52pm - love - by ohmy. - United States (Illinois)
Today, I tried to contact my birth mother, who abandoned me when I was three weeks old. After months of tracing, I finally plucked up the courage to call her. She told me to "f*ck off and die". FML
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On 12/23/2010 at 11:13am - misc - by unfortunategeek - United Kingdom
Monday 20 May 2013
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