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  • Birth Date : Wednesday 13 February 1991 (24 years)
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Today, while sitting on the couch, my boyfriend came over, pulled his penis out of his fly, and started stabbing me in the face with it while humming the Jaws theme. FML


I agree, your life sucks (48836) - you deserved it (13816)

On 02/15/2011 at 2:28pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I realized how out of shape I am, when I couldn't finish masturbating because I ran out of breath. FML


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On 02/13/2011 at 4:01am - intimacy - by RyanM - Canada (Alberta)

Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex. Right before I was about to climax, he asks "Do you remember when you bought the homeless guy with one leg a hot dog?" FML


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On 02/02/2011 at 12:17am - intimacy - by anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I was getting it on with my boyfriend. I started to come, screaming, "Ah... ah... ah... AHH!" To which he added, "Staying alive! Staying alive!" FML


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On 01/17/2011 at 1:24am - intimacy - by SkinsCastSelection - France - Chosen by the cast of Skins

Today, my boyfriend and I had sex. He decided to make gun sound effects as he came. FML


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On 01/09/2011 at 5:18am - intimacy - by S - Singapore

Today, I lost my virginity to my boyfriend. He's been calling his penis "fun-sized" for a while now, but I didn't know he meant it really was the size of a fun-size candy bar. I'm pretty sure I'm still technically a virgin. FML


I agree, your life sucks (52780) - you deserved it (8935)

On 01/05/2011 at 3:49pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I was told I sound like a seal barking when I orgasm. FML


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On 12/28/2010 at 2:44am - intimacy - by sealy (woman) - United States (Michigan)

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