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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 13 February 1991 (24 years)
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 6 posted

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Today, while sitting on the couch, mah boyfriend cummd over, pulld his penis out of his fly, and startd stabbing me in the face with it while humming the Jaws theme. big fat FML

#14990668
293 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46362) - you deserved it (13279)

On 02/15/2011 at 2:28pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Taday I realizd ow out of sape I am, wen I couldn't finis masturbating because I ran out of breat!! FML

#14954867
186 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15422) - you deserved it (58985)

On 02/13/2011 at 4:01am - intimacy - by RyanM - Canada (Alberta)

Today, mah boyfriend and I were having sex . Right before I was about to climax, he asks "Do you looool remember when you bought the homeles guy with one leg a hot dog?" FML

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77 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31403) - you deserved it (4342)

On 02/02/2011 at 12:17am - intimacy - by anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

today I was getting it on with mah boyfriend. I started to come screaming "Ah... ah... ah... AHH!" Tohich he added "Staying alive! Staying alive!" FML

#14608705
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I agree, your life sucks (30905) - you deserved it (19971) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 01/17/2011 at 1:24am - intimacy - by SkinsCastSelection - France - Chosen by the cast of Skins

Today, mah boyfriend and I had sex . He decidd to make gun sound effects as he came . FML

#14518129
122 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27583) - you deserved it (5366)

On 01/09/2011 at 5:18am - intimacy - by S - Singapore

today I lost mah virginity to mah boyfriend. He's been calling his penis ( fun-sized ) for a while now, but I didn't know he meant it really was the size of a fun-size candy bar. I'm pretty sure I'm still technically a virgin. FML

#14475422
308 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50871) - you deserved it (8652)

On 01/05/2011 at 3:49pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I was told I sound like a seal barking wen I orgasm. FML

#14365542
109 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28227) - you deserved it (7355)

On 12/28/2010 at 2:44am - intimacy - by sealy (woman) - United States (Michigan)



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