About TheMasticater : I'm a 16 year old boy who loves music, sports, and people! Hit me up! :)
TheMasticater's FML badges
Who’s the fairest of them all?
This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
I moderated this!
In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!
Up and coming moderator
It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.
TheMasticater's favorite FMLs
by Anonymous / 07/18/2011 at 12:26am / United States (Michigan) / Miscellaneous
- Today, I gave my husband an ultimatum: either he could have sex with me or play Minecraft. Needless… Today, my boyfriend ended sex by yelling, "THIS IS SPARTA!" and using his foot to push me off the… Today, my girlfriend and I were about to have sex for the first time. We are both virgins. After we…
- Today, I met the man of my dreams. Hot, funny, smart, sensitive, he guesses at what I need before I… Today, I found my daughters hiding spot. Yeah there was dolls, matchbox cars and coloring markers.… Today, my best friend of 12 years told me she couldn't attend my wedding. What was so important to…