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TheMATTsterpiece
  • Town/Country : Broomfield, United States of America
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 103
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About TheMATTsterpiece : High school freshman and starting defensive end.

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Today, my boyfriend stormed out after I suggested to him that his relationship with his mother is maybe a little weird. Apparently having regular, hour-long phone discussions about your penis is a perfectly normal thing for a 23-year-old to have with his mother. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (46280) - you deserved it (5046)

On 03/18/2014 at 5:14am - intimacy - by tiredofcrazy (woman) - Australia

Today, as per usual, my mother went to see her psychic, who told her that one of her children is harbouring a "dark secret". Now we're all grounded until one of us confesses our obviously non-existent secret. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (32207) - you deserved it (2115)

On 01/13/2013 at 4:02pm - misc - by daughter of a gullible cunt (woman) - Australia



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