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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 4 December 1998 (18 years old)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 456
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About TheMATTsterpiece : High school sophomore and starting defensive end.

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TheMATTsterpiece's favorite FMLs

Today, my boyfriend stormed out after I suggested to him that his relationship with his mother is maybe a little weird. Apparently having regular, hour-long phone discussions about your penis is a perfectly normal thing for a 23-year-old to have with his mother. FML

by tiredofcrazy / 03/18/2014 at 5:14am / Australia / Intimacy

Today, as per usual, my mother went to see her psychic, who told her that one of her children is harbouring a "dark secret". Now we're all grounded until one of us confesses our obviously non-existent secret. FML

by daughter of a gullible cunt / 01/13/2013 at 4:02pm / Australia / Miscellaneous

Today, as every day for the past few weeks, my husband won't have sex. His reason? We've decided to have a baby, and he reckons that the longer he waits, the more competition there will be between his sperm and thus the better the result will be. FML

by Bouh / 12/26/2012 at 11:04pm / Love