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Today, after dating for almost a year, I decided to introduce my parents to the man I was sure I'd fallen in love with. When dad saw him, his and my boyfriend's face completely dropped. I asked them what was wrong because I could feel the discomfort. Turns out, I'm dating my dad's drug dealer. FML


I agree, your life sucks (77632) - you deserved it (7614)

On 06/14/2013 at 2:48am - love - by explanations (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I took a dump in the woods at a secluded lake. I used the leaves of a seemingly harmless tree to clean myself. However, I was unaware that the leaf was poisonous. It feels like a thousand hornets are attacking my ass-crack. FML


I agree, your life sucks (34347) - you deserved it (50168)

On 06/04/2013 at 1:15pm - health - by poisonivyretard (woman) - United States (Rhode Island)

Today, my boss fired me for acting "inappropriately" at work. I gave him a hug. He's my dad. FML


I agree, your life sucks (68886) - you deserved it (8365)

On 05/03/2013 at 11:00am - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

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