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Today, after dating for almost a year, I decided to introduce my parents to the man I was sure I'd fallen in love with. When dad saw him, his and my boyfriend's face completely dropped. I asked them what was wrong because I could feel the discomfort. Turns out, I'm dating my dad's drug dealer. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (73078) - you deserved it (7225)

On 06/14/2013 at 2:48am - love - by explanations (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I took a dump in the woods at a secluded lake. I used the leaves of a seemingly harmless tree to clean myself. However, I was unaware that the leaf was poisonous. It feels like a thousand hornets are attacking my ass-crack. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (32854) - you deserved it (48160)

On 06/04/2013 at 1:15pm - health - by poisonivyretard (woman) - United States (Rhode Island)

Today, my boss fired me for acting "inappropriately" at work. I gave him a hug. He's my dad. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (65062) - you deserved it (7906)

On 05/03/2013 at 11:00am - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States



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