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by Anonymous / 12/20/2013 at 5:00pm / United Kingdom (Havering) / Miscellaneous
by Iloverainbows10 / 12/18/2013 at 11:44am / United States (Georgia) / Love
by Anonymous / 12/17/2013 at 8:55pm / China (Shanghai) / Love
by adventurousnightsbutnotinagoodway / 12/17/2013 at 10:38am / Netherlands (Zuid-Holland) / Health
Today, I was getting freaky with my boyfriend and told him to spank me. In a seductive voice, he told me not to tell him what to do. Continuing, I asked him how he was going to punish me, to which he then replied, "I'm going to punch you straight in the face." FML
by suckstosuck / 07/23/2013 at 12:04am / United States (California) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 03/09/2013 at 3:56am / United States / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 02/18/2013 at 2:44am / Canada (Quebec) / Kids
by TuteSweet / 08/12/2011 at 2:17am / United States (Connecticut) / Miscellaneous
Today, I went out with my family and boyfriend for dinner. We were all having a good time, and suddenly at the end of dinner he decides to kneel down on one knee, take out an engagement ring, and say "I choose you, Pikachu," with a straight face. He was serious. FML
by mandy / 09/04/2009 at 10:19pm / United States (California) / Love
Today, my daughter walked in on me taking a shower. She said, "Hey, yours is the same size as Dylan's!" My daughter has seen Dylan's penis, which apparently is the same size as mine. My daughter and Dylan are 7. FML
by seriouslywtf / 04/27/2009 at 11:06pm / United States (Maryland) / Intimacy
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