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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 16 June 1989 (25 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 998
  • Number of comments : 23
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About TheJessica10022 : If you love me than, thank you. If you hate me then fuck you!!

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Today, my girlfriend called and said she had great news. Turns out I've cured her of that illness she gets every month. FML

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251 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30625) - you deserved it (18855)

On 03/14/2012 at 3:51am - misc - by daddy-o - United States (Utah)

Today, I caught mah mother trying to text on her iPhone, with her nipple!! FML

#18364433
302 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39216) - you deserved it (3238)

On 11/27/2011 at 6:46am - misc - by Anonymous - Denmark (Hovedstaden)

TODAY , MY BROTHER DECIDD DEODORANT CAUSES CANCER. HE GOES TO THE GYM EVERY DAY. FML

#18364181
165 comments

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On 11/27/2011 at 5:19am - health - by smellyhouse (man) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, te exo I'm still in love wit told me e wise we could be togeter, but tat first I really need to get over te fact tat e already as a wife and kids!! FML

#17936936
153 comments

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On 10/08/2011 at 6:10pm - love - by EFFFF (woman) - United States (Idaho)

Today, I have come to the point in mah life where I need to Google how to stop excessive back sweat. FML

#17851509
102 comments

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On 09/27/2011 at 10:18pm - health - by MissPerspirent (woman) - Canada

Today, Ma Grandparents Came To Visit. So Far, Tey Ave Called Me Fat, Bragged About Ow Ma Cousin Is Better Tan Me, And Told Me Ow I'm Good Enoug 4 Tem. It's Okay, Toug, Tey Gave Me A Pretzel From Te Airline And A Textbook On Pysics. In Anoter Language. FML

#17850001
80 comments

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On 09/27/2011 at 7:33pm - misc - by FlyingWhisps (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today , I was sant homa from work aarly cuz of structural issuas. I walkd in on mah unamployd boyfriand cuddling anothar woman on tha couch. Whan I confrontd tham , ha fraakd out and kapt trying to convinca ma that I was draaming. I don't know what I avar saw in this losar. raal FML

#17811701
126 comments

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On 09/23/2011 at 7:04am - love - by alone - China

Taday I Was Introducing My American Cousin To The Peaceful English Village I Live In. Just As I Was Reassuring Her That The People Were Very Friendly And Welcoming, A Car Drove Past And Peltd Us With Eggs. FML

#17811386
63 comments

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On 09/23/2011 at 4:31am - misc - by egghead - United Kingdom

Today, I was feeling unusually self-confident, so I decided to skip putting on makeup for the day. On way to class, I passed some guys selling towels. One of them jeered, "Wanna be prettier? Buy a towel, an throw it over yur face!" There goes self-confidence. FML

#17801066
217 comments

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On 09/21/2011 at 11:42pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, while I was on the bus, my foot fell asleep. When we arrived at my stop, I stood up an limped to the front of the bus. As I walked down the steps, I tripped, fell, an smashed my nose into the ground. The driver just laughed an drove away. real FML

#17801056
81 comments

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On 09/21/2011 at 11:41pm - health - by Anonymous - United States (Missouri)

Today, I was at a pie auction. During it, I had to hold a pie in a glass case to be sold. In the middle of the auction, I raised mah hand to scratch mah face, an dropped the pie an broke the glass. It was worth $1000. FML

#17714395
148 comments

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On 09/10/2011 at 9:18pm - money - by calebeutsler - United States (Texas)

Yesterday I Slippd And Fell In Mud While Running From The Car To Inside To Avoid Getting Wet In A Torrential Downpour. I Was Running From The Limo, In My Wedding Dress, To The Church 4 My Wedding. FML

#17184775
229 comments

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On 07/20/2011 at 12:26am - love - by Anonymous - New Zealand (Wellington)

Today, I told my boyfriend to stop tickling me, since I absolutely ate bieng tickld. He got extremely pissd at me an left te room. It took me a full five minutes to realize tat I'd calld im by my ex's name. FML

#17184494
122 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13445) - you deserved it (71345)

On 07/20/2011 at 12:07am - love - by sarahbeth93 - United States (Mississippi)

Today... I cummd home to fine that all my porn magazines have been "censord" with a black sharpie. FML

#15874125
295 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24035) - you deserved it (51657)

On 04/21/2011 at 2:30pm - intimacy - by Username - United States



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