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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 16 June 1989 (25 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 884
  • Number of comments : 23
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About TheJessica10022 : If you love me than, thank you. If you hate me then fuck you!!

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Today, my girlfriend called and said she had great news. Turns out I've cured her of that illness she gets every month. FML

#19276120
249 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28894) - you deserved it (18080)

On 03/14/2012 at 3:51am - misc - by daddy-o - United States (Utah)

Today, I caught my mother trying to text on her iPhone, with her nipple. FML

#18364433
300 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37518) - you deserved it (3088)

On 11/27/2011 at 6:46am - misc - by Anonymous - Denmark (Hovedstaden)

Today, my brother decided deodorant causes cancer. He goes to the gym every day. FML

#18364181
165 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25411) - you deserved it (2059)

On 11/27/2011 at 5:19am - health - by smellyhouse (man) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, the ex who I'm still in love with told me he wishes we could be together, but that first I really need to get over the fact that he already has a wife and kids. FML

#17936936
152 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28279) - you deserved it (6666)

On 10/08/2011 at 6:10pm - love - by EFFFF (woman) - United States (Idaho)

Today, I have come to the point in my life where I need to Google how to stop excessive back sweat. FML

#17851509
103 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20713) - you deserved it (3080)

On 09/27/2011 at 10:18pm - health - by MissPerspirent (woman) - Canada

Today, my grandparents came to visit. So far, they have called me fat, bragged about how my cousin is better than me, and told me how I'm not good enough for them. It's okay, though, they gave me a pretzel from the airline and a textbook on physics. In another language. FML

#17850001
81 comments

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On 09/27/2011 at 7:33pm - misc - by FlyingWhisps (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I was sent home from work early because of structural issues. I walked in on my unemployed boyfriend cuddling another woman on the couch. When I confronted them, he freaked out and kept trying to convince me that I was dreaming. I don't know what I ever saw in this loser. FML

#17811701
126 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36487) - you deserved it (4114)

On 09/23/2011 at 7:04am - love - by alone - China

Today, I was introducing my American cousin to the peaceful English village I live in. Just as I was reassuring her that the people were very friendly and welcoming, a car drove past and pelted us with eggs. FML

#17811386
63 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22954) - you deserved it (2747)

On 09/23/2011 at 4:31am - misc - by egghead - United Kingdom

Today, I was feeling unusually self-confident, so I decided to skip putting on makeup for the day. On my way to class, I passed some guys selling towels. One of them jeered, "Wanna be prettier? Buy a towel, and throw it over your face!" There goes my self-confidence. FML

#17801066
216 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30769) - you deserved it (4022)

On 09/21/2011 at 11:42pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, while I was on the bus, my foot fell asleep. When we arrived at my stop, I stood up and limped to the front of the bus. As I walked down the steps, I tripped, fell, and smashed my nose into the ground. The driver just laughed and drove away. FML

#17801056
81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25982) - you deserved it (3004)

On 09/21/2011 at 11:41pm - health - by Anonymous - United States (Missouri)

Today, I was at a pie auction. During it, I had to hold a pie in a glass case to be sold. In the middle of the auction, I raised my hand to scratch my face, and dropped the pie and broke the glass. It was worth $1000. FML

#17714395
146 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22468) - you deserved it (11811)

On 09/10/2011 at 9:18pm - money - by calebeutsler - United States (Texas)

Today, I slipped and fell in mud while running from the car to inside to avoid getting wet in a torrential downpour. I was running from the limo, in my wedding dress, to the church for my wedding. FML

#17184775
228 comments

I agree, your life sucks (56065) - you deserved it (6969)

On 07/20/2011 at 12:26am - love - by Anonymous - New Zealand (Wellington)

Today, I told my boyfriend to stop tickling me, since I absolutely hate being tickled. He got extremely pissed at me and left the room. It took me a full five minutes to realize that I'd called him by my ex's name. FML

#17184494
122 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12600) - you deserved it (69002)

On 07/20/2011 at 12:07am - love - by sarahbeth93 - United States (Mississippi)

Today, I came home to find that all my porn magazines have been "censored" with a black sharpie. FML

#15874125
295 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23539) - you deserved it (50968)

On 04/21/2011 at 2:30pm - intimacy - by Username - United States



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