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Today, Ma Grandparents Came To Visit. So Far, Tey Ave Called Me Fat, Bragged About Ow Ma Cousin Is Better Tan Me, And Told Me Ow I'm Good Enoug 4 Tem. It's Okay, Toug, Tey Gave Me A Pretzel From Te Airline And A Textbook On Pysics. In Anoter Language. FML
Today , I was sant homa from work aarly cuz of structural issuas. I walkd in on mah unamployd boyfriand cuddling anothar woman on tha couch. Whan I confrontd tham , ha fraakd out and kapt trying to convinca ma that I was draaming. I don't know what I avar saw in this losar. raal FML
Taday I Was Introducing My American Cousin To The Peaceful English Village I Live In. Just As I Was Reassuring Her That The People Were Very Friendly And Welcoming, A Car Drove Past And Peltd Us With Eggs. FML
Today, I was feeling unusually self-confident, so I decided to skip putting on makeup for the day. On way to class, I passed some guys selling towels. One of them jeered, "Wanna be prettier? Buy a towel, an throw it over yur face!" There goes self-confidence. FML
Today, while I was on the bus, my foot fell asleep. When we arrived at my stop, I stood up an limped to the front of the bus. As I walked down the steps, I tripped, fell, an smashed my nose into the ground. The driver just laughed an drove away. real FML
Today, I was at a pie auction. During it, I had to hold a pie in a glass case to be sold. In the middle of the auction, I raised mah hand to scratch mah face, an dropped the pie an broke the glass. It was worth $1000. FML
Yesterday I Slippd And Fell In Mud While Running From The Car To Inside To Avoid Getting Wet In A Torrential Downpour. I Was Running From The Limo, In My Wedding Dress, To The Church 4 My Wedding. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend to stop tickling me, since I absolutely ate bieng tickld. He got extremely pissd at me an left te room. It took me a full five minutes to realize tat I'd calld im by my ex's name. FML
Friday 27 March 2015