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  • Town/Country : Dammam, Saudi Arabia
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Monday 15 December 1980 (34 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 1064
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About TheJawsman : I'm a 34 year old professional secondary English teacher. Although I was originally born and raised in Niagara Falls, NY, I am currently teaching at an international school in Dammam, Saudi Arabia.

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