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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Monday 15 December 1980 (33 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 962
  • Number of comments : 46
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About TheJawsman : I'm a 30 year old college student, majoring in English Education. Before college, I spent nearly nine years on active duty in the United States Marine Corps.

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