Submit your FML story

  • - Concept: An anecdote always starts with Today and ends with FML. There are no taboo subjects, feel free to express yourself.
  • - CAUTION: Read your message over. Please don't use text language and avoid making too many spelling mistakes.
  • - Please note that spam and nonsensical stories will result in you being blocked from accessing FML.
Your nick:
Categories :
Man or woman?


Search for a member



  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 2 April 1995 (19 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 891
  • Number of comments : 78
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 8 posted

About TheJashinist : "Insanity is... Doing the exact... Same fucking thing, over and over and over again. Expecting shit to change. That. Is. Crazy."
- Vaas Montenegro

TheJashinist's page activity

Visits<b>Superdouchebag</b> - the 02/01/2015 at 6:18am<b>mxssy</b> - the 12/01/2014 at 12:44am<b>Eternity49</b> - the 10/24/2014 at 11:04pm<b>Briannerrr</b> - the 07/06/2014 at 3:15pm<b>tagallopes</b> - the 06/13/2014 at 6:07am<b>Allornone</b> - the 05/21/2014 at 11:04pm<b>msmama1985</b> - the 05/09/2014 at 9:31pm<b>slytrooper</b> - the 10/01/2013 at 11:52am<b>DeidaraAkatsuki</b> - the 06/14/2013 at 12:51pm<b>tbabe420</b> - the 02/25/2013 at 9:43pm<b>ribbons</b> - the 12/12/2012 at 12:09pm<b>mongoose80</b> - the 09/13/2012 at 6:39pm<b>CloudEnvy</b> - the 12/13/2011 at 2:51pm<b>spaboolly</b> - the 06/27/2011 at 3:44am<b>sxe_beast</b> - the 06/10/2011 at 3:18pm

TheJashinist's FML badges

I moderated this!

In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!

Up and coming moderator

It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.

Who’s the fairest of them all?

This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.

See all of TheJashinist's badges

TheJashinist's favorite FMLs

Today , I told ma 3 year old daugter to beave or I'd spank er. Se looked rigt at me an said "Bring it." FML


I agree, your life sucks (31843) - you deserved it (28442)

On 09/12/2010 at 9:38pm - kids - by Username - Sent from mobile version

2day my cousin came to visit from America. While out shopping , she said loudly that she was having trouble finding clothes to fit around her huge fanny , causing a lot of people to stare in our drection. I had to explain to her that "fanny" in the UK means "vagina." FML


I agree, your life sucks (34624) - you deserved it (3942)

On 09/09/2010 at 10:00am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (London)

Today, I was in a public restroom with my 4 year old daughter!! I took her in the stall with me, and as I was using the restroom she looked down and loudly asked, "Mommy! Why do u have a beard on your peepee?!!" Then I heard everybody in the stalls next to us laughing!! FML


I agree, your life sucks (43355) - you deserved it (12939)

On 08/22/2010 at 2:58am - kids - by Bailey - United States (Nebraska)

today I was walking around in tha mallhan I droppd mah pursa. Whan I bant down to pick it up, soma guy cummd up bahind ma, humpd mah ass, than ran away laughing. maga FML


I agree, your life sucks (60237) - you deserved it (12691)

On 06/24/2010 at 8:45pm - intimacy - by WorstLifeEver - United States



I agree, your life sucks (39920) - you deserved it (3775)

On 01/05/2010 at 5:45am - love - by Chewy (man) - United Kingdom (Belfast)

Today, I walked into my room in only a towel. I walked in front of my brother to get to my computer. He said, "My webcam is on." I replied smartly by screaming, hugging the towel tightly to me, turning, an running straight into the glass door, dropping the towel. His friends saw an laughed. FML


I agree, your life sucks (20727) - you deserved it (13362)

On 12/19/2009 at 12:01am - misc - by GlassPwn (woman) - United States

Today, I was hit on by a guyho decidd to use the line, "My love 4 you is lyk diarrhea, I just can't hold it in." FML


I agree, your life sucks (33882) - you deserved it (4158)

On 12/14/2009 at 4:05am - love - by luckygirl (woman) - United States (California)

Today, on the train on the way to my mother's house, I was playing Mariokart with my son. He got a 'bomb' item, an yelld quite loudly, "I have a bomb!". Panic ensud. We got thrown off the train at the next stop. FML


I agree, your life sucks (47248) - you deserved it (6346)

On 08/28/2009 at 12:41am - kids - by mariokarter (woman) - United Kingdom (London)

Today, ma friend told me tat semen was inflammable. Later at nigt I jacked off into a sock and ten, excitedly, tried to lit te sock on fire. Turns out, semen is very muc inflammable. Naked, I sook ma sock in te air so it looool would extinguis wile ma semen splased out all over ma room. mega FML


I agree, your life sucks (9790) - you deserved it (119354)

On 06/27/2009 at 12:41am - intimacy - by notinflammable (man) - United States (Rhode Island)

Today... I was working as a managar of tha local movia thaatar. This six yaar old cama in with no parants or anyona alsa. Whan I askad himhara his parants wara ha lookad at ma an said... "Shut uphita boy... I don't hava to listan to yur shit." I just got told by a six yaar old. maga FML


I agree, your life sucks (61088) - you deserved it (6907)

On 04/13/2009 at 8:44pm - work - by brad3720 (man) - United States (Illinois)

today mah husband dropped me off at work . Ten minutes later I got a text saying "I just dropped the b*tch off I'll be there in a few baby miss you" . I asked him about it . He said "I don't know wat you're talking about Megan" . My name isn't Megan . Not even close . FML


I agree, your life sucks (1194198) - you deserved it (126792)

On 02/28/2009 at 6:10am - love - by thatsucks (woman) - United Kingdom (Nottinghamshire)

Sophie Marie's illustrated FML

The Artist's interview

All illustrated FMLs

FML's blog

  • Sophie Marie's illustrated FML
  • Hi there Friday, great to see you again! What are we going to talk about this week? It's the same question that most people ask themselves while strolling into their usual bar on a Friday night, on their way to…

Friday 27 March 2015

The whole blog

FMyLife, world tour

Available on: