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Today, my house was robbed while I sat helplessly on the toilet with violent diarrhoea. I could hear them laughing hysterically. FML

#15922476
191 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49139) - you deserved it (5783)

On 04/25/2011 at 5:39pm - misc - by Mike -

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. Instead of having breakup sex, she tidied my room. She said it gave her more pleasure than any time we'd ever had sex. FML

#14296001
65 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23732) - you deserved it (12182)

On 12/22/2010 at 8:09am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I found out that if I try to resist a 70 pound bulldog that's humping my leg, I will end up with stitches. FML

#14294130
63 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27011) - you deserved it (2811)

On 12/22/2010 at 2:54am - health - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I realized the nicest thing my fiancé has said to me all month was that I have "very suckable titties." FML

#13806483
105 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25213) - you deserved it (5268)

On 11/11/2010 at 8:48pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was drinking coffee out of my favorite mug, when it slipped out of my hand. I caught it, but not before most of the hot coffee spilled all over my lap. In reaction, I dropped the mug again, shattering it. FML

#13802701
78 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21908) - you deserved it (3717)

On 11/11/2010 at 12:46pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my girlfriend and I broke up. When I got home from work, I came home to glitter. EVERYWHERE. Guess who forgot to get the key to his apartment back from his ex-girlfriend. The guy who's having his family over for dinner tonight. FML

#13064737
135 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21033) - you deserved it (11667)

On 09/15/2010 at 7:34pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, after telling me his other girlfriend is pregnant, my boyfriend said we should stay together so I could help out with the baby. FML

#13061807
181 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48220) - you deserved it (4270)

On 09/15/2010 at 2:02pm - love - by Username - Sent from mobile version

Today, my mom told me I was conceived on Halloween. She thought it would be funny to say "Let's just say your dad was not wearing his ghost costume." She then winked. I am now scarred for life. FML

#12874867
141 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25532) - you deserved it (3862)

On 09/02/2010 at 8:29pm - intimacy - by anonymous.. (woman) - United States (California)



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