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About TheIrishJaneDoe : Aka TIJD, Jane, Irish, and/or Doe. FML's resident hose-keeper and one-third of the Neopolitan Nerd Cabal. I suck at favorites lists, so I'm not making one. If you know my real name, you'd be on it.  

If I've been scarce, I'm working on a project which may or may not become a public blog. If you're interested in reading more should it become public, PM me or check back here for updates.  

Lots of people have asked about my published FML. I've had two published, actually, both anonymous. The first can be found by searching CreepyPaperDoll, I think. If you find it and simply must opine about my appearance, since it's relevant to the FML, please proofread your opinion. It'll be much less embarrassing for you in the long run. The second will remain anonymous for now. Those whom I trust to read it have ways of finding it anyway. If you don't, sucks to be you.    

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Today, I marked 600 emails in my gmail inbox as spam and it will take me hours to go through and unmark them. FML


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On 01/01/2009 at 11:34pm - work - by - Sent from mobile version

Today, I was browsing the internet and I found a picture of my girlfriend on FML


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On 12/21/2008 at 8:44pm - intimacy - by HeatoN - Germany (Berlin)

Today, Father Christmas touched my ass in a shopping mall. I'm a bit worried about what's going to happen on Christmas Day. FML


I agree, your life sucks (21367) - you deserved it (2262)

On 12/21/2008 at 12:04am - misc - by Loola - Sent from mobile version

Today, I had sex with a girl who cried out as she came "Forgive me Lord! Forgive me Lord!" FML


I agree, your life sucks (55212) - you deserved it (6724)

On 12/19/2008 at 11:05am - intimacy - by chicochico - Sent from mobile version

Today, during dinner, my new girlfriend's father stroked my leg several times under the table with his bare foot. FML


I agree, your life sucks (35460) - you deserved it (2208)

On 12/16/2008 at 11:10pm - misc - by bloom - Sent from mobile version

Today, I caught my cat humping my dog while he was asleep. I'm sleeping with the door closed from now on. FML


I agree, your life sucks (35733) - you deserved it (3581)

On 12/11/2008 at 10:31pm - intimacy - by Black - Lebanon (Beqaa)

Today, my son laughed at me when I tried to get him to put a bit more effort into his schoolwork. His grandmother had kindly given him all my shitty school reports from when I was his age. FML


I agree, your life sucks (23404) - you deserved it (7062)

On 12/11/2008 at 7:21am - kids - by fataldisease - Sent from mobile version

Today, I went to fill up my car. 500 metres before the petrol station, I saw a group of motorcyclists in my rear view mirror. I slowed down and pulled over to let them past. In fact, they were also going to fill up. 35 motorcyclists and 2 petrol pumps. FML


I agree, your life sucks (22348) - you deserved it (6772)

On 12/09/2008 at 2:01am - misc - by gui909 - Sent from mobile version

Today, I wanted to join the bus drivers strike. I couldn't… the buses were on strike. FML


I agree, your life sucks (19275) - you deserved it (4967)

On 12/08/2008 at 9:03pm - misc - by noname - Sent from mobile version

Today, I get to see my boyfriend again after a month. So I decided to shave my pubic hair in the shape of a heart. After my little striptease, he gasped in admiration "Aaaw, Batman sign!" FML


I agree, your life sucks (31751) - you deserved it (15289)

On 11/20/2008 at 7:55am - love - by batgirl - Sent from mobile version

Today, though it’s been a month since I removed the plaster from my wrist, it still stinks of feet. FML


I agree, your life sucks (31326) - you deserved it (6189)

On 10/25/2008 at 12:56pm - misc - by Lud@l -

Today, in class, I was sitting next to the guy that I fancy. Shyly, I write our initials (L and A) into a heart on his hand to see his reaction. He said, "I love Los Angeles too!" FML


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On 10/13/2008 at 4:19am - love - by mocass’1 (woman) - France

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