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  • Number of visits : 16327
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  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 10 posted

About TheIrishJaneDoe : Aka TIJD, Jane, Irish, and/or Doe. FML's resident hose-keeper and one-third of the Neopolitan Nerd Cabal. I suck at favorites lists, so I'm not making one. If you know my real name, you'd be on it.  

If I've been scarce, I'm working on a project which may or may not become a public blog. If you're interested in reading more should it become public, PM me or check back here for updates.  

Lots of people have asked about my published FML. I've had two published, actually, both anonymous. The first can be found by searching CreepyPaperDoll, I think. If you find it and simply must opine about my appearance, since it's relevant to the FML, please proofread your opinion. It'll be much less embarrassing for you in the long run. The second will remain anonymous for now. Those whom I trust to read it have ways of finding it anyway. If you don't, sucks to be you.    

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Today, I decided to send my boyfriend a pic text of me naked. I accidentally sent it to my dad and got a text back saying, "You definitely take after your mom." FML

#9520
91 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34196) - you deserved it (59701)

On 02/05/2009 at 9:09am - intimacy - by ruffrider (woman) - United States (South Carolina)

Today, I was eating ice cream and I noticed some on my jeans so I wiped it off with my finger and licked it. It was bird shit. FML

#9438
61 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46037) - you deserved it (13877)

On 02/05/2009 at 8:23am - animals - by #201 (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, my girlfriend gave me a blow-up doll and told me to practice. FML

#8816
41 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47779) - you deserved it (16911)

On 02/04/2009 at 7:58pm - intimacy - by PlayTag (man) - United States (California)

Today, I was driving and stopped behind a person at a stop sign. Their car didn't move for about 1 minute. I got out of my car yelling at the person. It was an old woman. She wasn't breathing. FML

#7876
39 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16237) - you deserved it (31329)

On 02/04/2009 at 11:44am - health - by Harejordan (man) - United States (California)

Today, I received an email invitation to a dating web site. It was from my father-in-law. FML

#5881
16 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39471) - you deserved it (2724)

On 02/03/2009 at 2:54am - intimacy - by Mavis (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my mother called to say that my 11 year old nephew found my secret stash of nipple tassles, furry hand cuffs, and a bottle of lube. He doesn't want to visit me anymore. FML

#5874
39 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10138) - you deserved it (27417)

On 02/03/2009 at 1:51am - kids - by peneloperigby (woman) - United Kingdom (Belfast)

Today, I drank a good amount of vodka and cut my own hair. FML

#3156
33 comments

I agree, your life sucks (5378) - you deserved it (39011)

On 01/28/2009 at 5:20pm - misc - by 315 - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I saw a homeless man asking for money for food. Not wanting to give him money so he'd spend it on booze, I decided to buy him a full big mac meal from McDonalds. When I went to hand it to him, he quickly waved his hand, denying it saying, "Thanks but I'm a vegetarian". FML

#2596
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22389) - you deserved it (4643)

On 01/25/2009 at 10:44pm - misc - by Michelle C - United States (California)

Today, while I was babysitting my nephews, the 7 year old boy walked up to me and asked if I was a lesbian. I laughed it off. An argument ensued about my sexuality for a good two hours. I lost. FML

#2591
28 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25434) - you deserved it (3775)

On 01/25/2009 at 9:51pm - kids - by ThatsNotRight - United States (Hawaii)

Today, I called up my ex girlfriend to ask her if I could come round hers to get my pyjamas back. She replied: “I’m keeping them just in case...”- “In case of what?”- “In case I want to dress up like an asshole”. FML

#1859
60 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8368) - you deserved it (23647)

On 01/20/2009 at 9:01am - love - by dude - Sent from mobile version

Today, I won $5000 dollars from a lottery ticket and tried giving the man next to me a high five. He had no hands. FML

#1702
28 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27602) - you deserved it (8863)

On 01/19/2009 at 5:26am - money - by Noname - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I woke up to find that the large container of leftover beef stroganoff that I put down the garbage disposal last night had backed up into my bathtub this morning. FML

#895
22 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18450) - you deserved it (3175)

On 01/09/2009 at 6:21am - misc - by Noname - United States (California)

Today, I went into a shop, not really completely awake. To get to the upper floor, I took the escalator... in the wrong direction. After about 30 seconds (which seemed like hours) trying to climb up the wrong way, my brain started working and by that time I already had a few amused spectators watching me. FML

#722
24 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14724) - you deserved it (7931)

On 01/07/2009 at 12:53am - misc - by maaaryy - Sent from mobile version

Today, at the supermarket everybody was staring at me. After ten minutes, I realized that my umbrella was still open. FML

#708
32 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14207) - you deserved it (15726)

On 01/05/2009 at 5:45am - misc - by didi - Sent from mobile version

Today, well, last night, I told my girlfriend that I'm a light sleeper, and that the slightest disturbance will wake me up. As a result, this morning when I looked in the mirror I noticed a bunch of stuff written all over my body, like "You see, you didn't wake up!", "Nor now!". FML

#703
58 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7288) - you deserved it (27373)

On 01/04/2009 at 10:33pm - love - by titou - Sent from mobile version



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