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About TheIrishJaneDoe : Aka TIJD, Jane, Irish, and/or Doe. FML's resident hose-keeper and one-third of the Neopolitan Nerd Cabal. I suck at favorites lists, so I'm not making one. If you know my real name, you'd be on it.
If I've been scarce, I'm working on a project which may or may not become a public blog. If you're interested in reading more should it become public, PM me or check back here for updates.
Lots of people have asked about my published FML. I've had two published, actually, both anonymous. The first can be found by searching CreepyPaperDoll, I think. If you find it and simply must opine about my appearance, since it's relevant to the FML, please proofread your opinion. It'll be much less embarrassing for you in the long run. The second will remain anonymous for now. Those whom I trust to read it have ways of finding it anyway. If you don't, sucks to be you.
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Today, I saw a homeless man asking for money for food. Not wanting to give him money so he'd spend it on booze, I decided to buy him a full big mac meal from McDonalds. When I went to hand it to him, he quickly waved his hand, denying it saying, "Thanks but I'm a vegetarian". FML
Today, I called up my ex girlfriend to ask her if I could come round hers to get my pyjamas back. She replied: “I’m keeping them just in case...”- “In case of what?”- “In case I want to dress up like an asshole”. FML
Today, I went into a shop, not really completely awake. To get to the upper floor, I took the escalator... in the wrong direction. After about 30 seconds (which seemed like hours) trying to climb up the wrong way, my brain started working and by that time I already had a few amused spectators watching me. FML
Today, well, last night, I told my girlfriend that I'm a light sleeper, and that the slightest disturbance will wake me up. As a result, this morning when I looked in the mirror I noticed a bunch of stuff written all over my body, like "You see, you didn't wake up!", "Nor now!". FML
Friday 30 January 2015