About TheGreatPotato : I've survived being mashed for some time now.
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TheGreatPotato's favorite FMLs
Today, my sister stole my bike and gave it to her boyfriend. When I told my parents, they said it was fine, because I wasn't using it anyway. The reason I wasn't using it was because it needed a new tire, and I was saving up for one. FML
by mu5icadd1ct / 07/08/2016 at 9:22am / Miscellaneous
Today, I went on a coffee date with a man I met online. His "friend" had tagged along. We were having a good conversation, until the friend pulls out his laptop and says, "So let me tell you a little bit about our travel business," and talked about a pyramid scheme for an hour. FML
by Maddi / 05/03/2016 at 10:55pm / United States (Texas) / Love
Today, my fiancé tells me he loves me about 100 times a day. At first it was cute, but now it's getting really annoying. We can't have a conversation without him throwing in about 10 "I love you"s. I'm beginning to not want to talk to him anymore. FML
by Jane / 04/27/2016 at 11:58pm / United States (Pennsylvania) / Love
by dvddtraveller / 04/22/2016 at 5:25pm / United States (California) / Love
by Anonymous / 03/26/2016 at 10:53pm / United States (Indiana) / Intimacy
Today, while vacationing, a small boy asked to see the baby I was holding, wrapped in a blanket. I showed him, and his face reflexively scrunched up. The boy's mother came and apologized to me. Her face scrunched up too. FML
by NotAnUglyBaby / 03/22/2016 at 6:40pm / Mexico (Veracruz-Llave) / Holidays
Today, after a DNA test and getting his sperm count checked, my husband still doesn't believe our son is his. He was kicked in the nuts several times as a child, something he believes has rendered him infertile. FML
by ifunnybatman / 03/22/2016 at 12:03am / United States (Georgia) / Kids
by sqquish / 03/01/2016 at 1:48pm / United States (North Carolina) / Animals
Today, working at a fast food restaurant, I saw a woman in her late thirties pull out some hair and put it in her food, then threaten to sue me and the restaurant. She also told me no one would believe me, a teenager, when I told her I saw her put it there. FML
by jesuscrip / 02/18/2016 at 1:08am / United States (Ohio) / Work
Today, the play I was directing opened. The curtain opened, and my lead actor and actress weren't prepared. I could tell from the looks on their faces as the whole audience saw him balls deep in her, doggy style, on stage. FML
by headinabag33 / 02/14/2016 at 8:57pm / United States (North Carolina) / Intimacy
Today, I was playing Badminton in P.E, and I was paired with a particularly pretty girl, who for some reason kept asking stupid questions that we both knew the answers to. I've only now just realized that she was trying to initiate conversation with me. This is why I have no friends. FML
Today, I was called a "Potato" for at least the 30th time by people online for living in Idaho. I've lived here my whole life, I have yet to see a potato farm. None of these people has even left the East Coast. FML
by ApparentlyaPotato / 02/10/2016 at 12:08am / United States (Idaho) / Miscellaneous
by notsoproudfather / 02/01/2016 at 10:54am / India (Maharashtra) / Kids
- Today, my mom's guilt tripping reached a new level when she told me all she wanted for her birthday… Today, for her birthday my girlfriend wanted a night of long steamy sex. But her rarely being so in… Today, I was at the beach, wearing a brand new bikini. Feeling good about myself, I walked with a…