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TheGreatPotato

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TheGreatPotato

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  • Number of visits : 4299
  • Number of comments : 78
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 7 posted

About TheGreatPotato : If you're looking for me, I'm currently hiding in a corner from the embarrassment of FML turning a single post into a double post into a triple post.

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Visits<b>phoneaddict13</b> - the 02/11/2016 at 9:37am<b>Wontonfon</b> - the 01/01/2016 at 6:23pm<b>Soparot</b> - the 12/30/2015 at 10:50pm<b>43bubba34</b> - the 12/24/2015 at 11:01am<b>emwenc</b> - the 12/21/2015 at 6:09pm<b>SegaTortoise</b> - the 12/13/2015 at 5:09pm<b>cmontaz</b> - the 12/10/2015 at 10:46am<b>Stormcloak429</b> - the 12/10/2015 at 7:53am<b>KagamineRinny</b> - the 12/09/2015 at 6:42pm<b>Supernatural1234</b> - the 12/08/2015 at 7:47pm<b>NotSoCoolKid</b> - the 12/08/2015 at 5:43pm<b>CuteCammy</b> - the 12/08/2015 at 1:04pm<b>UnluckyLatina</b> - the 12/08/2015 at 12:44pm<b>CreatingReality</b> - the 12/08/2015 at 12:30pm<b>petethelovehorn</b> - the 12/08/2015 at 12:08pm<b>ZoroMiHawk</b> - the 12/08/2015 at 6:32am<b>JamesILoveFML</b> - the 12/08/2015 at 6:19am<b>enginsteve</b> - the 12/08/2015 at 4:19am

Fucked!<b>SegaTortoise</b> - the 12/13/2015 at 11:09pm<b>UnidentifiedFun</b> - the 12/08/2015 at 4:51am<b>Soparot</b> - the 12/07/2015 at 9:14pm<b>ScrabbleReeses</b> - the 09/15/2015 at 10:39pm<b>Adamjohn82</b> - the 04/18/2015 at 8:17am<b>RooPeanutButter</b> - the 04/18/2015 at 3:26am<b>trex454</b> - the 04/17/2015 at 11:18pm<b>ItsAlly</b> - the 04/17/2015 at 10:42pm<b>sky413</b> - the 10/16/2014 at 4:03am<b>dylanger16</b> - the 10/16/2014 at 12:57am

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TheGreatPotato's favorite FMLs

Today, I was playing Badminton in P.E, and I was paired with a particularly pretty girl, who for some reason kept asking stupid questions that we both knew the answers to. I've only now just realized that she was trying to initiate conversation with me. This is why I have no friends. FML

#21525372
54 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16891) - you deserved it (4961)

On 02/12/2016 at 2:50am - love - by oblivious idiot -

Today, I came inside a girl's vagina by accident. Neither one of us wants her to be pregnant, and I had to spend half an hour with her sitting on my face, while I sucked my own cum out of her. I don't even know if this will work. FML

#21524955
188 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8100) - you deserved it (43003)

On 02/10/2016 at 9:12pm - intimacy - by nickncik (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I was called a "Potato" for at least the 30th time by people online for living in Idaho. I've lived here my whole life, I have yet to see a potato farm. None of these people has even left the East Coast. FML

#21524651
117 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15893) - you deserved it (1868)

On 02/10/2016 at 12:08am - misc - by ApparentlyaPotato (man) - United States (Idaho)

Today, I walked in on my son's new habit. Sticking his finger up his ass, farting on it, and smelling it. Apparently, the scent is the purest then. FML

#21521749
73 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21439) - you deserved it (2032)

On 02/01/2016 at 10:54am - kids - by notsoproudfather - India (Maharashtra)

Today, my girlfriend lost one of her rings. I found this out as I overheard her gushing to her friend about how I must have borrowed it to find out what her ring size is. I have zero interest whatsoever in the sick and utterly immoral institution of marriage. FML

#21520859
240 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11767) - you deserved it (24700)

On 01/29/2016 at 4:19pm - love - by ALL PRAISE TO THE NIGHT MOTHER (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I walked in on one of my co-workers jerking off in the bathroom, complete with heavy breathing and victory groans. I don't want to go to HR, but I can't even look at him anymore. We have to work on a project together next week. FML

#21520798
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20163) - you deserved it (1636)

On 01/29/2016 at 1:36pm - work - by Sandman2015 (man) - United States (Utah)

Today, I was knocked unconscious by the 10 year-old I was babysitting because it was his younger sister's bedtime and he didn't want her to go. When I came to, their mother was screaming at me for sleeping on the job. In the middle of the kitchen floor. I lost a job and gained a killer headache. FML

#21516384
87 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20923) - you deserved it (1365)

On 01/17/2016 at 8:48pm - kids - by kids shouldnt have hard sports equipment (woman) - Australia (South Australia)

Today, I had a CT scan done with contrast. My tech seemed competent in his job so I wasn't nervous, until he tried to start my IV. It took him 3 attempts to get it right. Not only was I stuck 3 times, he also blew one of my veins. I now have severely bruised arms and what look like track marks. FML

#21509598
72 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18673) - you deserved it (1514)

On 12/31/2015 at 12:47am - health - by pincushion - United States (California)

Today, I got back from a week long holiday with my new girlfriend. I started thinking about her whilst talking to my parents and reflexively cupped my mother's ass. FML

#21501013
125 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12709) - you deserved it (27443)

On 12/07/2015 at 5:11am - intimacy - by accidentalnorman -

Today, I had to explain to my Romanian colleague that, no, a cat flap is not a euphemism for a vagina. FML

#21500678
58 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20404) - you deserved it (1719)

On 12/06/2015 at 8:07am - intimacy - by Anonymous -

Today, I excitedly told my husband that I'm pregnant with our first child. With the most shit-eating grin, he said, "Hi, Pregnant. I'm dad." FML

#21493785
64 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27748) - you deserved it (8729)

On 11/17/2015 at 9:13pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, while walking to work with my best friend, he broke down in tears. I asked what was wrong, and he told me his mom passed away last night. All I could think to do was give him a hug and say I was sorry. Then some assclown walking past said "GAAAYYY!" and walked away laughing hysterically. FML

#21489505
95 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27389) - you deserved it (1553)

On 11/07/2015 at 8:02am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I was at work, stocking shelves. A customer got mad because I was in the way of her "shopping time" and knocked down all the work I had done. FML

#21485710
42 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22460) - you deserved it (1262)

On 10/29/2015 at 4:33am - work - by tired of my job - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, my bio teacher decided to put a plant in his classroom, and I'm allergic to it. Apparently, my hives and runny nose aren't enough to convince him to get rid of it. FML

Today, I was sexting my boss. I realised that I wasn't texting my boyfriend after I'd sent 2 nudes, and received many sexually provocative responses. FML

#21481233
104 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24892) - you deserved it (17471)

On 10/17/2015 at 8:49pm - intimacy - by Peter Steele love (woman) - United Kingdom (North Somerset)



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