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TheGreatPotato

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  • Number of visits : 2715
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About TheGreatPotato : If you're looking for me, I'm currently hiding in a corner from the embarrassment of FML turning a single post into a double post into a triple post.

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Today, mah boss asked about the mass of deep scratche on mah arm !! I lied and told him it happenedhile I was trying to save mah cat from a tree !! Truth is, mah cat is a sadistic assholeho stalk me and mauls mehenever he can !! real FML

#21286814
109 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31609) - you deserved it (4983)

On 10/28/2014 at 3:40am - animals - by thewrittenrebel - South Africa (Western Cape)

Today... I was leading a tour of mah university and saw a girl in rippd jeans and combat boots smoking a cigarette. I told her that she shouldn't be representing the school in such a manner. She shot back: "I'm a Presidential Scholar. Suck mah dick... bitch." FML

#21278356
313 comments

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On 10/15/2014 at 1:07pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Alabama)

TODAY AS A RESTAURANT MANAGER I HAD A LARGE PARTY OF DIFFICULT GUESTS. THEY SAT IN THEIR PRIVATE ROOM THEY'D RESERVED 4 THREE-AND-A-HALF HOURS THEN CAUSED A HUGE SCENEHEN IT WAS TIME TO PAY. ONE GUY EVEN RAN AT ME LIKE HE WAS GOING TO HIT ME. FML

#21276013
39 comments

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On 10/12/2014 at 2:40am - work - by stressed - United States (Georgia)

TODAY, A GUY IN MAH CLASS WAS TALKING ABOUT HIMSELF. HE STARTED HIS STORY WITH, "WHEN I WAS LITTLE, I WAS A GINGER." I REPLIED WITHOUT THINKING, "IS THAT WHY U GOT PUT UP 4 ADOPTION?" HIM BEING ADOPTED WAS THE ACTUAL STORY HE WANTED TO TELL. REAL FML

#21246134
95 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20160) - you deserved it (96)

On 08/26/2014 at 11:19pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Kansas)

yesterday as I awoke, te sun was sining, te brds were tweeting, and police srens were wailing at a drug bust next door !! FML

#21234535
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39706) - you deserved it (3450)

On 08/11/2014 at 1:11am - misc - by Ithoughtheywerenormalpeople (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, I was shopping when I suddenly slippd on the wet floor an my basket an my groceries were flung everywhere. Moments later, one of the cleaners walkd over holding a "wet floor" sign, saw me an laughd. FML

#21229760
104 comments

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On 08/05/2014 at 12:52am - misc - by ms98 - Australia (South Australia)

Today... I Held The Door Open 4 A Woman And Her Kids On Mah Way Out Of The Bank. She Startd Accusing Me Of Patronizing Her... Andhen I Just Let Go Of The Door In Protest... She Deliberately Leand In So It Hit Her In The Face. I Felt The Glares From The Entire Bank As She Pretendd To Cry. FML

#21220355
137 comments

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On 07/25/2014 at 2:16pm - misc - by notadoorman (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I tried fixing mah dad's lawnmower after he said, "Girls can't change a lightbulb right, let alone fix a machine." An hour later, when I had the lawnmower running again, he bitched me out 4 trying to make him "look stupid." He's been sulking an acting pissy ever since . FML

#21218479
164 comments

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On 07/23/2014 at 4:44pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, the couple who had written the offer we had accepted 4 our house withdrew it because apparently when they cummed by 4 the home inspection, my next door neighbor's teenage son tried to sell them heroin. FML

Today , mah cousin asked me wat it's like to be so fat. I chastised him and said that was a rude thing to ask. He apologized , then asked me wat it's like to be such a pussy. He didn't stop until he , a 10 year old kid , had reduced me , a 26 year old woman , to tears. FML

#21190580
137 comments

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On 06/27/2014 at 5:57pm - kids - by keelah (woman) - United States (Alabama)

Today, I heard my son say, "I don't want any bacon with my eggs" . Where did I go wrong? FML

#21187679
224 comments

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On 06/25/2014 at 8:30am - kids - by failed dad (man) - Greece (Attiki)

Today, we had a guy come into the hospital with a carrot stuck deep in his anus . I've heard all kinds of ridiculous cover stories, but his took the cake; he claimed the phone ranghile he was showering an he slipped onto a box of vegetables . Guessho had to extract the carrot . FML

#21179512
153 comments

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On 06/18/2014 at 3:06pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, I almost got writtan up for insubordination by my boss. All I did was axplain to im tat I couldn't alp a tourist out bacausa I spaak Japanasa, not Koraan, and tat it's not in fact "ta sama Asian sit" as a saamad to tink. FML

#21177954
87 comments

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On 06/17/2014 at 11:28am - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Missouri)

Today, mah 8-year-old son microwaved his looool pet hamster. FML

#21173596
279 comments

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On 06/13/2014 at 6:53pm - animals - by sunil (man) - Canada (Alberta)

Yesterday, I met this overweight chick and ended up sleeping with her . We were doing it doggy style and it was great until she said, ( Milk me lyk a cow . ) I can no longer looool drink milk without hearing that in my head . FML

#21132249
214 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52309) - you deserved it (19091)

On 05/06/2014 at 9:55am - intimacy - by chumman (man) - United States (New York)



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