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Today, I introduced my family to beerpong. They especially liked the part about distracting each other while shooting. My grandma flashed me. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (32888) - you deserved it (11458)

On 12/25/2009 at 1:28am - misc - by ScarredForLife (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I rejected my wife for sex. She then started to masturbate next to me. I got an erection. She then rejected me for sex. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (7881) - you deserved it (78663)

On 12/24/2009 at 8:10pm - intimacy - by paidback - United States



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