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  • Number of visits : 2032
  • Number of comments : 119
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 9 posted

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TheGothGamerGirl's favorite FMLs

Today, I found out from her teacher that my daughter in kindergarten gets the little boys in her class to play grown-ups with her. It's basically dry humping and groaning. FML

#19822134
180 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33420) - you deserved it (9100)

On 06/21/2012 at 1:40am - kids - by Bad Mommy - United States (California)

Today, I had so much to do, I didn't know where to start. So I didn't. FML

#19714828
242 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14040) - you deserved it (44945)

On 06/01/2012 at 10:29am - misc - by Anonymous - Austria (Wien)

Today, after a surprise candlelit dinner and a two bottles of wine for my birthday, my boyfriend and I decided to take a sexy shower together. It ended with us both drunk, naked, and crying, wedged into a small tub together, talking about our dead pets. FML

#19702897
199 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34932) - you deserved it (8059)

On 05/30/2012 at 1:46am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I had a babysitting job. When I got there, the parents were rushing out the door and told me they'd left instructions for the kids on the table. The first bullet point stated that the oldest was convinced she is possessed by the devil, but just to ignore it. Three more hours to go. FML

#19701580
99 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29140) - you deserved it (1871)

On 05/29/2012 at 9:55pm - kids - by Anonymous - United States (Iowa)

Today, while I was sneaking a boy out of my room at 2am, I ran into my mom sneaking a man into her room. FML

#19568801
164 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39260) - you deserved it (11070)

On 05/03/2012 at 3:41pm - intimacy - by dentistrygirl - United States

Today, I was at the grocery store, waiting in line to pay. A man jumped me from behind, and my first reflex was to brutally elbow him in the face. I soon discovered my attacker was one of the patients at the disability house at which I work, and he was trying to hug me. FML

#19443531
130 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31918) - you deserved it (6988)

On 04/10/2012 at 3:26pm - work - by rescuetheduck (woman) - Finland (Eastern Finland)

Today, my ex-husband officially became my step dad. FML

#19421919
389 comments

I agree, your life sucks (93257) - you deserved it (4710)

On 04/07/2012 at 4:20am - love - by ladylarni - Australia

Today, I caught myself staring at my grandmother's cleavage. FML

#19421623
163 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11216) - you deserved it (48242)

On 04/07/2012 at 2:41am - intimacy - by bman (man) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, while at work, I found a dead dog in a freezer. Turns out it's been in there for over 3 years. FML

#19404286
138 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29426) - you deserved it (2229)

On 04/03/2012 at 11:27pm - animals - by Scarred (man) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I spent 3 hours trying to read my dog's mind. FML

#19361987
171 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7509) - you deserved it (38271)

On 03/28/2012 at 2:57am - animals - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today, I was having sex with my husband. We thought the house was empty so we didn't mind being loud. Apparently, my grandma thought it would be fun to give us a surprise visit. All I found was a note on the counter from her and the spare key saying "Next time, I'll call." FML

#19169657
115 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33696) - you deserved it (4375)

On 02/26/2012 at 7:02pm - intimacy - by . - United States (California)

Today, while I was eating lunch at work, I practically had a panic attack because I'd forgotten to feed my Neopet. FML

#19168741
232 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10320) - you deserved it (35406)

On 02/26/2012 at 4:27pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my social anxiety got so bad, I nearly had a panic attack when too many people joined my World of Warcraft party. FML

#19033739
220 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27946) - you deserved it (16714)

On 02/09/2012 at 11:42am - health - by SocialAnxietyNightmare (woman) - United Kingdom (London)

Today, at around 2am, I was walking through a parking lot to my car when a man walking behind me told me not to be scared. I turned around to tell him there was no problem. He was naked. FML

#18991669
176 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35024) - you deserved it (3031) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 02/04/2012 at 11:39am - misc - by DarkDolly - France

Today, I spent five dollars on a virtual cat. FML



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