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TheGothGamerGirl
  • Town/Country : United States
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 2 September 1995 (17 years)
  • Number of visits : 197
  • Number of comments : 118
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 9 posted

About TheGothGamerGirl : I like to read FML for a laugh. If you message me, I will most likely never see it as I use the mobile app.

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Today, my grandma's new dildo arrived in the mail. We buried her yesterday. FML

#20731352
134 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25975) - you deserved it (1254)

On 06/17/2013 at 12:43pm - intimacy - by hinting (man) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I was delivering pizza. When I went up to the front door, an elderly lady answered. She was wearing a floral dress that went down to her shins and had a Nicolas Cage mask on with eye holes cut out. When I glanced behind her, I saw her cats had them too. FML

#20714741
56 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43731) - you deserved it (3564)

On 06/09/2013 at 1:13am - misc - by nicholascageonyourface (man) - United States (Nebraska)

Today, I went to the pharmacy to buy condoms. My card was declined, and I had to stand and watch in morbid fascination as the man behind me kindly paid for my purchase. His reason was "God forbid a maxed out Visa should get in the way of fucking." FML

#20698637
38 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49545) - you deserved it (13455)

On 06/01/2013 at 1:09am - intimacy - by Samprib (woman) - United States (Indiana)

Today, it's my birthday. Three people wished me happy birthday: Google, my insurance company, and the place I lease my car from. FML

#20649920
206 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47877) - you deserved it (3331)

On 05/08/2013 at 1:48pm - misc - by trice (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, at the exact moment that I leaned over to show my dad a picture on my phone, my boyfriend texted me: "I'm no weather man, but you can expect a few inches tonight." FML

#20598564
103 comments

I agree, your life sucks (55094) - you deserved it (10099)

On 04/17/2013 at 1:39am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I uploaded a cute photo of my boyfriend and me on Facebook. Ten minutes later, his friend commented: "Dude! You're supposed to capture the Snorlax, not date it!" FML

#20587403
123 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42132) - you deserved it (12210)

On 04/13/2013 at 12:25am - love - by Snorlax (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I walked in on my husband eating cat food out of the cat bowl dressed in a cat costume. FML

#20577178
141 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45729) - you deserved it (4134)

On 04/06/2013 at 7:42am - misc - by confusedcatlover (woman) - United Kingdom (London, City of)

Today, my boss threatened to fire me for killing him in Minecraft. FML

#20571304
128 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29802) - you deserved it (5486)

On 04/02/2013 at 6:30am - work - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, my cat learned how to open doors. Ever since then she's been running up to my room, opening my door, and running away. My cat is playing ding-dong ditch. FML

#20559057
95 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27284) - you deserved it (3079)

On 03/25/2013 at 3:18am - animals - by Apes (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I went to the gym with my grandma. In the span of an hour, she was hit on more than I ever have been in my life. FML

#20547830
81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26347) - you deserved it (2701)

On 03/17/2013 at 3:09pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - France (Rhone-Alpes)

Today, I met the man of my dreams. We saw a movie, then went to a bar. It went perfectly, until he got wasted and started singing "Never Gonna Give You Up" to me while everyone laughed. Then I woke up, having just been Rickrolled by my own subconscious. FML

#20540752
79 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29088) - you deserved it (4553)

On 03/12/2013 at 12:43pm - misc - by ShadowBox (man) - Netherlands (Gelderland)

Today, my pet parrot learned a new trick. In addition to imitating my dog, and my voice when I call my mother, it can now imitate my sex noises, and likes to screech them whenever someone comes into the room. FML

#20540360
65 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20401) - you deserved it (6220)

On 03/12/2013 at 12:43am - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, while working, I thought, "I wish my kittens could text so I can talk to them throughout the day." And then I realized, I'm that cat lady you read about. FML

#20532138
75 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26739) - you deserved it (10850)

On 03/05/2013 at 11:13am - animals - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Vermont)

Today, I met my new class. There are two Kevin Smiths. Neither will agree to a nickname, they have the same hair color, and their middle names both start with J. They have told me to call them Kevin 1 and Kevin 2. They both want to be Kevin 1. FML

#20512577
169 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30226) - you deserved it (1849)

On 02/18/2013 at 7:26pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)



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