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TheGasMaskGuy
  • Town/Country : Idaho, United States
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 20 February 1992 (22 years)
  • Number of visits : 2007
  • Number of comments : 1
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

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Today, while eating with my kids at McDonalds, my son put his hand up and wanted me to give him a "high five." I went to give him a five, but he moved his hand at the last second and I ended up slapping him in the face. Now everyone there thinks I'm a child-beater. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (49899) - you deserved it (5953)

On 06/12/2009 at 12:49am - kids - by downlowtooslow (woman) - United States (Wisconsin)



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