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TheGasMaskGuy
  • Town/Country : Idaho, United States
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 20 February 1992 (21 years)
  • Number of visits : 1929
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Today, while eating with my kids at McDonalds, my son put his hand up and wanted me to give him a "high five." I went to give him a five, but he moved his hand at the last second and I ended up slapping him in the face. Now everyone there thinks I'm a child-beater. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (45702) - you deserved it (4832)

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