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TheGBandU
  • Town/Country : London, England
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 31 October 1990 (21 years)
  • Number of visits : 4623
  • Number of comments : 2
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

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Today, I lost track of time while rocking out, butt-naked, to Kelly Clarkson and Michelle Branch after taking a shower. Three of my metalhead friends had let themselves in my house and were on the lower level laughing their butts off at me for 30 minutes before telling me. I'm a 23 year old guy. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (13099) - you deserved it (44504)

On 05/05/2009 at 2:26am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Connecticut)

Today, I had drunk sex with a girl that I barely know. I didn't have a condom and was nervous about getting her pregnant, but she assured me that I could pull out. Right when I was about to pull out, she wrapped her legs around me and yelled, "BE MY BABY'S DADDY!" I couldn't get out in time. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (363053) - you deserved it (401399)

On 03/09/2009 at 6:58pm - intimacy - by RC3Welly (man) - United States (Florida)