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TheFuckerofShit

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TheFuckerofShit

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Monday 28 February 1994 (20 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 4531
  • Number of comments : 70
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 9 posted

About TheFuckerofShit : Well, I'm kind of lazy and clumsy (unless I'm on coffee, lol), and a bit shy at first, then I'm a (good) monster once someone gets to know me. I love Heavy Metal music, more specifically Thrash Metal. Older music is something I enjoy also, such as Classic Rock or the Blues. I tend to be more level headed and sane than most of my friends. I love sitcoms and some older cartoons, too. My hobbies are playing games (Doom, Flight Simulator, BF3, CoD, GTA: SA, old NFSs, etc.), watching my favorite TV shows, eating delicious food, and sleeping.

I barely ever comment on FMLs since my thoughts wouldn't add much to the comments.

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TheFuckerofShit's favorite FMLs

Today, I was masturbating to a girl with huge tits on the internet. I then scrolled down and found out she had a penis. FML

#4860
74 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9244) - you deserved it (52860)

On 02/01/2009 at 5:17pm - intimacy - by Noname - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I have been reading FML for 12 hours. FML

#4028
110 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38816) - you deserved it (14355)

On 01/31/2009 at 8:51am - misc - by ayw329 - United States (Illinois)

Today, I went to Target to buy some soap and this 65-70 year old woman next to me was asking a sales associate if they had any bubble bath mix. I suddenly pictured her naked, bathing herself and suddenly my dick just couldn't sit still. It's probably because I haven't had sex in over 22 months. FML

#2281
78 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26768) - you deserved it (10826)

On 01/23/2009 at 3:36am - intimacy - by fecurtis - United States (Virginia)

Today, I enjoy reading this site and other people's suffering just to feel better about my own life. FML

#818
84 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25692) - you deserved it (7006)

On 01/08/2009 at 3:32am - misc - by sampaloompy - United States (Pennsylvania)



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