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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Monday 28 February 1994 (20 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 3509
  • Number of comments : 70
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 9 posted

About TheFuckerofShit : Well, I'm kind of lazy and clumsy (unless I'm on coffee, lol), and a bit shy at first, then I'm a (good) monster once someone gets to know me. I love Heavy Metal music, more specifically Thrash Metal. Older music is something I enjoy also, such as Classic Rock or the Blues. I tend to be more level headed and sane than most of my friends. I love sitcoms and some older cartoons, too. My hobbies are playing games (Doom, Flight Simulator, BF3, CoD, GTA: SA, old NFSs, etc.), watching my favorite TV shows, eating delicious food, and sleeping.

I barely ever comment on FMLs since my thoughts wouldn't add much to the comments.

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TheFuckerofShit's favorite FMLs

Today, my drunk father chased me down the street with my little brother's light saber screaming, "Come back Yoda! Teach me how to use the force!" FML

#17023204
261 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35931) - you deserved it (4342)

On 07/08/2011 at 1:23am - misc - by Yoda (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I threw myself a surprise party. FML

#16461868
126 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30532) - you deserved it (16668)

On 06/02/2011 at 12:17am - misc - by Anonymous -

Today, I had to give a reference for a former employee. I tried to say he was always willing to give us a hand on the job. Instead, I said he was always willing to give us hand-jobs. FML

#16448858
122 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16373) - you deserved it (27731)

On 06/01/2011 at 8:35am - intimacy - by Username - Canada

Today, I'm too sunburned to masturbate. Now I have nothing to do. FML

#16432194
267 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20472) - you deserved it (63874)

On 05/31/2011 at 7:21am - intimacy - by Anonymous -

Today, my girlfriend and I were taking a shower together. We were fooling around when she takes the shower head and starts spraying my penis with it. I asked her "what are you doing?" Her response: "I'm watering it to make it grow." FML

#16399874
31 comments

I agree, your life sucks (59975) - you deserved it (12560)

On 05/29/2011 at 10:04am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I noticed my hidden porn folder on my laptop had been renamed to "LOL". I live with my teenage daughter, and no one else. FML

#16383481
208 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14805) - you deserved it (56074)

On 05/28/2011 at 5:24am - intimacy - by redhanded (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I was driving back home with my mom when we saw two squirrels having sex in the road. I told her to just honk the horn. She said that I was being selfish, that sex is a beautiful thing, and that we should let them finish. We sat there for at least five minutes. FML

#16287224
142 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41750) - you deserved it (5605)

On 05/21/2011 at 9:00pm - intimacy - by squirrels69ing (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I woke up to a mosquito feeding on my morning wood; probably the only thing that will ever suck my penis. FML

#16277810
192 comments

I agree, your life sucks (59065) - you deserved it (10067)

On 05/21/2011 at 5:07am - intimacy - by no one - United States (Alaska)

Today, I had a parent-teacher conference with my 8 year old son. He'd written "Chuck Norris" as the answer for every question on his test. FML

#16217085
441 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37041) - you deserved it (10086)

On 05/17/2011 at 12:54am - kids - by yobruh -

Today, my girlfriend asked if we could spice up our sex life. She didn't think it was too funny when I laid out all of our spices on the bed. She now refuses to have sex. FML

#16200408
314 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20187) - you deserved it (60775)

On 05/16/2011 at 1:40am - intimacy - by phoenix101 -

Today, I realized that my pubes are longer than my penis itself. FML

#16181302
340 comments

I agree, your life sucks (76722) - you deserved it (23548)

On 05/15/2011 at 12:41am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I woke up so pissed off that I yelled at my cereal. FML

#16128268
235 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32985) - you deserved it (14650)

On 05/11/2011 at 10:33am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I locked myself in the bathroom and started spanking the ferret. I started to get really into it when my dad started pounding on the door and yelled, "Son, that's great staying power, but can you finish up already?" FML

#16068047
148 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13007) - you deserved it (46694)

On 05/06/2011 at 2:09pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - Saudi Arabia

Today, as I was walking back inside I noticed my mop leaning on the wall next to my door. I picked it up and started slow dancing with it, imagining it was the girl I'm in love with. I didn't notice my neighbours bunched up at their window laughing. FML

#16041844
95 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11787) - you deserved it (29741)

On 05/04/2011 at 6:01am - misc - by anonymous (man) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, my dad hid the toilet paper and is charging me 50 cents a roll. FML

#16038977
144 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31086) - you deserved it (5203)

On 05/03/2011 at 11:12pm - misc - by wiper -



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