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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Monday 23 May 1994 (20 years)
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  • Number of visits : 497
  • Number of comments : 3
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About TheEpicator : What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, they just waved.

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Today, my Dad sat me down and told me that I was adopted. I was unbelievably shocked by this revelation and asked him why he'd never told me this before. His response was, "I didn't know!" FML

#16895867
181 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39777) - you deserved it (2686)

On 06/28/2011 at 10:30am - misc - by adopteddd (woman) - United Kingdom (Devon)

Today, I woke up to my two year old crawling in bed with me and saying, "I poop". Normally this would be ok, but this morning she decided she didn't need a diaper. FML

#16880691
120 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27942) - you deserved it (3496)

On 06/27/2011 at 12:08pm - kids - by Eringobrag88 - United States

Today, my professor handed me back a paper I spent hours upon hours working on. At the bottom in red it said "D" followed by, "that was a gift." FML

#16666880
80 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24763) - you deserved it (7309)

On 06/14/2011 at 8:59pm - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Maine)

Today, my boyfriend called me as I was getting ready for bed and asked me to pick him up from the bar. Being a loving girlfriend I drive the 45 minutes; when I get there his friend informs me he left about 45 minutes ago. FML

#15999474
73 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31899) - you deserved it (4706)

On 05/01/2011 at 1:36am - love - by Anonymous - Reserved

Today, I had my first job interview for eight months. My interviewer noticeably yawned during my reply to the first question. FML

#15975496
120 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23582) - you deserved it (4354)

On 04/29/2011 at 7:36am - work - by Kebabjoon (man) - Spain

Today, I finally got the courage to say to my boyfriend that I feel invisible and ignored. To this he said 'You aren't invisible, I mean, look at that nose.' FML

#15365098
127 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36494) - you deserved it (7166)

On 03/18/2011 at 8:36am - love - by anon -

Today, I went to the dentist after 24 hours of severe tooth pain. They did an emergency root canal. After the anesthesia wore off, within minutes, the pain returned only worse than before. Called the dentist, I had to return, only to find they had done the root canal on the wrong tooth. FML

#15213402
74 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41262) - you deserved it (2624)

On 03/06/2011 at 12:42am - health - by rj (man) - United States (California)

Today, I realised how poor I am when I found myself fishing out a two dollar coin someone had left behind in a public toilet bowl. FML

Today, I went to my son's high school play. The moment I arrived at the auditorium, I shouted out his name to let him know I made it. Thinking I was a student, a teacher yelled, "SHUT UP AND SIT DOWN!" Scared out of my mind, I quickly obeyed, to mass giggling from the kids. FML

#15098216
112 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13211) - you deserved it (31284)

On 02/24/2011 at 1:39am - kids - by Annie (woman) - United States (Tennessee)

Today, I had to get into my house via the dog flap because my mom changed the locks. FML

#15029276
73 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27695) - you deserved it (3966)

On 02/18/2011 at 4:18pm - animals - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I finally told my dad that he owes me over 400 dollars, and that I need it or else I'd get kicked out of my apartment. He only gave me 70 and said to get a better job. FML

#15020532
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26938) - you deserved it (4516)

On 02/17/2011 at 9:16pm - money - by needofmoney (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I got all four of my wisdom teeth taken out. I happen to be allergic to all types of pain medication. FML

#14286493
148 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35771) - you deserved it (2751)

On 12/21/2010 at 3:25pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I found out what sound a hammer makes when it strikes the back of my hand. FML

#14220406
98 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25153) - you deserved it (5423)

On 12/16/2010 at 1:32am - health - by nukebroadcast - United States (Nevada)

Today, I bought my boyfriend two concert tickets (of our favorite band) for his birthday. I was expecting him to bring me since I gave them to him and I like the band too. He said, "Sweet, thanks, I'll call my friend now and see if he wants to go. Think you could give us a ride?" FML

#12985012
105 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33654) - you deserved it (5322)

On 09/10/2010 at 12:02am - love - by anlhawks - United States (Illinois)

Today, I got a parking ticket while standing beside my car. FML

#12183114
69 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26562) - you deserved it (8439)

On 07/29/2010 at 6:56am - misc - by Andre - United States (Indiana)



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