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by adopteddd / 06/28/2011 at 10:30am / United Kingdom (Devon) / Miscellaneous
by Eringobrag88 / 06/27/2011 at 12:08pm / United States / Kids
by Anonymous / 06/14/2011 at 8:59pm / United States (Maine) / Work
Today, my boyfriend called me as I was getting ready for bed and asked me to pick him up from the bar. Being a loving girlfriend I drive the 45 minutes; when I get there his friend informs me he left about 45 minutes ago. FML
by Anonymous / 05/01/2011 at 1:36am / Reserved / Love
by Kebabjoon / 04/29/2011 at 7:36am / Spain / Work
Today, I went to the dentist after 24 hours of severe tooth pain. They did an emergency root canal. After the anesthesia wore off, within minutes, the pain returned only worse than before. Called the dentist, I had to return, only to find they had done the root canal on the wrong tooth. FML
by rj / 03/06/2011 at 12:42am / United States (California) / Health
by youshitme / 03/01/2011 at 7:12am / Australia (New South Wales) / Money
Today, I went to my son's high school play. The moment I arrived at the auditorium, I shouted out his name to let him know I made it. Thinking I was a student, a teacher yelled, "SHUT UP AND SIT DOWN!" Scared out of my mind, I quickly obeyed, to mass giggling from the kids. FML
by Annie / 02/24/2011 at 1:39am / United States (Tennessee) / Kids
by Anonymous / 02/18/2011 at 4:18pm / United States / Animals
by needofmoney / 02/17/2011 at 9:16pm / United States (Texas) / Money
by Anonymous / 12/21/2010 at 3:25pm / Canada (Ontario) / Health
by nukebroadcast / 12/16/2010 at 1:32am / United States (Nevada) / Health
Today, I bought my boyfriend two concert tickets (of our favorite band) for his birthday. I was expecting him to bring me since I gave them to him and I like the band too. He said, "Sweet, thanks, I'll call my friend now and see if he wants to go. Think you could give us a ride?" FML
by anlhawks / 09/10/2010 at 12:02am / United States (Illinois) / Love
by Andre / 07/29/2010 at 6:56am / United States (Indiana) / Transportation
- 1Today, my boyfriend said I didn't give him enough attention because of my busy work life. So… he… 2Today, I was making the daily commute to work when suddenly my mother calls me, crying that there's… 3Today, my boyfriend presented me with a 30-minute montage video of him working out and flexing his…