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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Monday 23 May 1994 (20 years)
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  • Number of visits : 488
  • Number of comments : 3
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About TheEpicator : What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, they just waved.

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Today, I realized the dress I bought yesterday still had the security tag on. I returned to the store to get it removed, only to realize my receipt was misplaced. The lady at the counter thought I stole it, called security, and had me escorted out, dress-less. FML

#20196308
128 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26681) - you deserved it (3863)

On 12/08/2012 at 12:12pm - money - by bitchsawmebuyit - United States (New York)

Today, my crazy mother-in-law threatened to camp out outside my house so she will "never get left out" of our lives, all because we called instead of sending a written invitation to my three-year-old's birthday party. I actually believe she's crazy enough to do it. FML

#20079097
72 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18113) - you deserved it (1473)

On 09/19/2012 at 10:43am - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my wife made up her own theme song for when she pees in the shower. FML

#20056463
128 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19648) - you deserved it (2653)

On 09/03/2012 at 10:08pm - misc - by weave9z (man) - Canada (Quebec)

Today, I found out that two kids were able to, without much effort, convince my 16-year-old daughter that her friend's house was used to smuggle out Jews during WWII. His house was built in 2007. We also live in America. FML

#20033419
144 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23428) - you deserved it (2939)

On 08/21/2012 at 4:21am - kids - by Jessica (woman) - United States

Today, I woke up after my pregnant fiancée punched me in the face. Apparently, I rolled over in my sleep and knocked her out of bed. She is still pissed about it. FML

#19914147
120 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19884) - you deserved it (10624)

On 07/09/2012 at 11:09am - love - by randomguy (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I bumped into a man on the street. I apologized and he picked up his wallet. To clear the awkward silence, I pointed out that his wallet looked like mine. It wasn't until I was on the next street that I realized it was my wallet. FML

#19903103
73 comments

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On 07/07/2012 at 1:01am - misc - by Aaron Lewis - United States (Kansas)

Today, after declining an amazing job offer that pays more than double what I make now in order to accept a promotion my boss offered me if I stayed, I asked when I would receive the promotion and pay raise. She snorted and said, "You thought I was serious about that?" FML

#19703375
148 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28039) - you deserved it (9020)

On 05/30/2012 at 5:37am - work - by Fackwork (man) - United States (Iowa)

Today, my son was fired from his new job, which was going to support us since I recently lost mine. His excuse was, "Conflict of interest." He was a mascot for a fast-food restaurant and refused to dance around. FML

#19694666
133 comments

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On 05/28/2012 at 6:00pm - kids - by Shianna (woman) - United States (Maine)

Today, due to an unforeseen pipe-related incident, I had to shave my legs in my backyard fish pond, while a plumber assessed the damage to my war-zone of a bathroom. FML

#19679024
90 comments

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On 05/25/2012 at 3:59pm - misc - by KieRendan (woman) - United States (New Mexico)

Today, I discovered I have really bad dandruff. I learned this when I went indoor mini golfing and my whole upper body lit up like a Christmas tree underneath the black light. Among my friends I'm now known as the abominable snowman. FML

#19509348
125 comments

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On 04/22/2012 at 1:24am - health - by Andrew7847 (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, I called my girlfriend saying "I think we need to break up." She said "No, I don't think so," and hung up. FML

#19387601
205 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16715) - you deserved it (30077)

On 04/01/2012 at 10:03am - love - by Jeff make - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I had to get my picture taken for a badge at the hospital. My sister came home and told my parents that she'd had a horrible day at work. They showed her my "hysterical" badge picture to cheer her up. FML

#19025712
34 comments

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On 02/08/2012 at 10:38am - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my mother threatened me if I keep wearing yoga pants to school, she's going to have my dad pick me up in a speedo. FML

#18778372
273 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14223) - you deserved it (43895)

On 01/11/2012 at 7:49pm - misc - by ThatOneGirl646 - United States (Michigan)

Today, I was diagnosed with vertigo. It's like being perpetually drunk, but without any of the fun bits. FML

#18725965
84 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24109) - you deserved it (2036)

On 01/06/2012 at 12:51pm - health - by aylla - Canada (Saskatchewan)

Today, my brother told the family that if you pull on the dog's back foot then she always obeys. I later found my mom tugging on the dog's foot whispering "jump off a cliff" repeatedly. FML

#17531478
82 comments

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On 08/20/2011 at 7:02pm - misc - by lala7 - United States



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