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  • Birth Date : Sunday 23 July 1995 (19 years)
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Today, I saw this cute girl at a bar and decided to go and chat her up. After charming her with my usual crap for a while, I told her she was really pretty and asked for her number. She replied "You asshole, I met you here a year ago and gave you my number, and you never called me." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (9740) - you deserved it (116782)

On 07/28/2009 at 6:55am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Australia (Western Australia)

Today, I was taking the bus home from work. As I was getting off an old man whistled at me, I told him to go to hell and got off the bus. When the bus drove away the old man stood in the back of the bus, holding up the wallet I left that he was trying to give to me. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (14477) - you deserved it (125757)

On 03/23/2009 at 11:46am - misc - by lily (woman) - United States (Florida)



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