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TheDragonWarrior
  • Town/Country : The Valley of Peace, China
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About TheDragonWarrior : Just your average panda who loves dumplings and is well rehearsed in the art of kung fu.

You may challenge me. If you dare.

Skadoosh. >=D

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Today, just like every morning this month, I woke up, put on my clothes, looked out my window, and was pointed at by a man in a ninja outfit on my neighbor's roof. The police still can't find him. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (20513) - you deserved it (1713)

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