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About TheDragonWarrior : Just your average panda who loves dumplings and is well rehearsed in the art of kung fu.

You may challenge me. If you dare.

Skadoosh. >=D

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Today, just lyk avary morning this month, I woka up, puttad on mah clothas, lookad out mah window, and was pointad at by a man in a ninja outfit on mah naighbor's roof. Tha polica still can't fina him. FML


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