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TheComputerGuy96

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TheComputerGuy96

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 28 August 1986 (29 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 5885
  • Number of comments : 208
  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 50 posted

About TheComputerGuy96 : In the desert you can remember your name.

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TheComputerGuy96's favorite FMLs

Today, I broke the glass of the photocopier trying to photocopy my ass. My boss will be here in five hours. She'll know it was me. I'm the only night guardian. FML

#1986
74 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6495) - you deserved it (46025)

On 01/21/2009 at 5:03am - work - by Wititipwitpwit - Sent from mobile version

Today, my wife and I went to a wedding. At one in the morning, when the cheese was being served, we were starting to fall asleep at the table, so we went to our car to take a short nap. When we woke up it was 5am, and the party was over. FML

#721
42 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8824) - you deserved it (32853)

On 01/06/2009 at 10:58pm - misc - by takeiteasy - Sent from mobile version

Today, me and my sister hear a buzzing noise in our parent's bedroom. We go to investigate. It's coming from a drawer. We open it up. Battery operated dildo. FML

#770
37 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36535) - you deserved it (5255)

On 01/01/2009 at 12:54pm - intimacy - by - Sent from mobile version

Today, after seeing a girl for a few weeks on and off I sent her a text to see if she wanted to go out the next saturday. Predictive text changed "go" to "in". So..."Why don't we in out on saturday?" She stopped calling me. FML

#612
40 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23197) - you deserved it (4639)

On 12/30/2008 at 11:53am - love - by Noname - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I heard my next door neighbour screaming as if someone was trying to slice her throat. Her window was open. Intrigued, I went onto my balcony and asked if everything was okay, and if she needed anything. She and her boyfriend shout back in unison: "We're F*ing, go away". FML

#398
33 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38878) - you deserved it (7879)

On 11/27/2008 at 3:52am - intimacy - by ehbe - Sent from mobile version

Today, I went to rent a DVD with my 85-year-old grandpa. I was walking around and then realized I was alone. I looked for him for quite a while until I finally found him open-mouthed in the porn section. FML

#356
55 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32379) - you deserved it (2883)

On 11/21/2008 at 7:53am - misc - by Kourou - Sent from mobile version

Today, I went to work 300 miles away from where I live. I couldn't find my customer's address, so I decided to call him. I'd picked up my wireless house phone instead of my mobile. FML

#339
17 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25604) - you deserved it (9124)

On 11/19/2008 at 3:00am - work - by comphone - Sent from mobile version



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