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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 28 August 1986 (27 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 3328
  • Number of comments : 208
  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 50 posted

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TheComputerGuy96's favorite FMLs

Today, me and my sister hear a buzzing noise in our parent's bedroom. We go to investigate. It's coming from a drawer. We open it up. Battery operated dildo. FML

#770
33 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31943) - you deserved it (4595)

On 01/01/2009 at 12:54pm - intimacy - by - Sent from mobile version

Today, after seeing a girl for a few weeks on and off I sent her a text to see if she wanted to go out the next saturday. Predictive text changed "go" to "in". So..."Why don't we in out on saturday?" She stopped calling me. FML

#612
38 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18889) - you deserved it (4112)

On 12/30/2008 at 11:53am - love - by Noname - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I heard my next door neighbour screaming as if someone was trying to slice her throat. Her window was open. Intrigued, I went onto my balcony and asked if everything was okay, and if she needed anything. She and her boyfriend shout back in unison: "We're F*ing, go away". FML

#398
34 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34038) - you deserved it (7253)

On 11/27/2008 at 3:52am - intimacy - by ehbe - Sent from mobile version

Today, I went to rent a DVD with my 85-year-old grandpa. I was walking around and then realized I was alone. I looked for him for quite a while until I finally found him open-mouthed in the porn section. FML

#356
54 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27830) - you deserved it (2486)

On 11/21/2008 at 7:53am - misc - by Kourou - Sent from mobile version

Today, I went to work 300 miles away from where I live. I couldn't find my customer's address, so I decided to call him. I'd picked up my wireless house phone instead of my mobile. FML

#339
17 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21469) - you deserved it (8169)

On 11/19/2008 at 3:00am - work - by comphone - Sent from mobile version



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