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Brandon may have an FML, but he ended up marrying Jessica. You found this out by reading “FML, the follow up.”
Back from a party
An FML submitted on a Saturday morning between 5 and 6am can't be a good FML.
Editing your comments can help you avoid embarrassment, and it might make you seem smarter.
Today, after seeing a girl for a few weeks on and off I sent her a text to see if she wanted to go out the next saturday. Predictive text changed "go" to "in". So..."Why don't we in out on saturday?" She stopped calling me. FML
Today, I heard my next door neighbour screaming as if someone was trying to slice her throat. Her window was open. Intrigued, I went onto my balcony and asked if everything was okay, and if she needed anything. She and her boyfriend shout back in unison: "We're F*ing, go away". FML
Today, I went to rent a DVD with my 85-year-old grandpa. I was walking around and then realized I was alone. I looked for him for quite a while until I finally found him open-mouthed in the porn section. FML
Tuesday 22 July 2014